what is a zizz-wheel and do i even want to know?

during college i worked as an in-home caretaker for mentally retarded people... one of them was a compulsive bananacreamer. i got slimed one day, it was like miggs v. clarice starling in silence of the lambs. i quit very soon after that.
me--> <--- the tard
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful