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The only thing incorrect is the past tense. I actually liked you once, but you've driven this crippled/drunk/vegas blowjob schtick so far into the ground that the Chinese are getting sick of it. You've become the Gallagher of XPT.



You know what, you are right. 100% My AA sponsor will appreciate this timely and not-too-subtle intervention.

Nothing funny about drunk cripples, nooo, compounded by the fact that, as a muslim you cant fucking drink anyway....besides, 'schticks' usually involve some kind of fabricated element mixed with real life truth. If it was a schtick, I probably would have traded it in a while ago for a raging heroin addiction and predilection for enemas. No, I stay the course and stick with my reality...much like you and your amusing midwestern-based law practice angle and the view it offers of humanity at its worst. And the Islamic perspective....not a schtick....

And it's cool that NOW, after what the fuck has it been, 6 months???...that now I find out secondhand from someone who seemingly also picked up his ball and left the same time you did that you hate me, "well zippadee do do-wah" what the fuck took you so long? ... this after begging for someone to toss a grenade in my direction ... don't avoid threading your bow because the target seems too easy, I have given anyone with a weapon 33 different openings about myself alone to fire at since I joined here...for fucks sake, fire away.
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