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#125591 - 10/23/05 01:30 PM Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
this cat has come out the gate swingin'. Just about every post is strong. Witness:


On Gia Jordan:

Quote:

Gia you one fine looking lady. Undoubtedly the finest specimen on xxpt next to tony malice of course. Id love nothing more than to make sweet sweet love to you then bust my nuts all over your face, take a picture and send it out as my holiday card for all to admire.





On seeing a picture of Kelly Wells:

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Ohh my god. After seeing those pics and throwing up a little bit into my mouth i wouldnt let that skezzer say hello to my little friend.




A Guapo PSA. THE MORE YOU KNOW.....

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If your a guy cast in a porn flick do the world a favor ok you fucking cocksucker. Manage more than a drop of cum you worthless piece of shit. I dont know how many times ive seen a really hot girl getting fucked on film only for the whole scene to be ruined because you couldnt manage to splooge the fuck out of the whores face. You scream and moan like your about to bust the fucking hoover damm of nuts and all i see is a whore with a spec of cum on her cheek. Yeah fuck you Mr. i cant cum worth a shit. Get the fuck outta porn and commit suicide you worthless prop.

THis has been a GUAPO PSA.. THE MORE YOU KNOW........****




His Answer to "WHY? WHY? WHY?"

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You want the answer? THe answer has been in your back pocket for ages brotha.

Dolla dolla bill yall.

POrn sluts are sluts for nothing more than the almighty dollar. Nothing more nothing less.

You ask why? The whores answer to your question is. Sephora make-up, some cute shoes, an outfit or two, a little coke, some herb, a car, a weekend in vegas, and possibly a faint vision that money will some how make them something other than who they are now.




On welcoming a new poster:

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To be welcome you need to deep throat a 12 inch black cock. Im talking bout balls deep you dirty whore.








holla
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#125592 - 10/23/05 02:52 PM Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Personally, I like Da Burglar more than Guapo Suave, though they both have very good takes on porn, you can't deny that.

On Tampa 2005
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Tobacco whores...the kinder, gentler versions of Crack Whores




...Sierra Sinn Meets Spermzilla...


On the Dukester
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if he ever see's me and photog's me, Imma wheel his ass up a yum yum tree and piss on his camera.




On Charles...what's-his-name...
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Is this dude married too? I last saw him in the photo fucking Jasmin Tame, then Monstar said he went on the Subway Diet, and I called him a fucking dork, but Jasmin was hott so I jerked off anyway..... I dont like being confused when I am trying to




On nudity in porn
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Not to be rude or impolite <**DB laughs to himself**>, but its not a bad idea to do a little research and lurk before you start posting on a porn board, and to avoid asking a question like "Do you like porn?" kinda reminds me of the time many years ago, standing in line at a video store and some dude walks up to the counter and asks the clerk if the x rated movies feature "nudity"...





On ADT
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ADT is as Sterile as a fucking Hospital Transplant Unit...I like my discussions regarding filth and the filth industry to be, well, filthy...and no holds/holes barred.




On gays and trannies
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Actually, I am really homophobic and trannie phobic too...I'd wheel my ass through Baghdad or Tikrit with an Israeli Flag before I'd suck cock. I'd even fuck your nose




Oh...and "Burglar's Vegas Adventure."

I haven't even gotten back to the first 1/2 of his posts year.

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#125593 - 10/23/05 07:10 PM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
I like DaBurglar and I like Willie D.

Just my 2cents

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#125594 - 10/25/05 09:46 AM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I like everybody
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#125595 - 10/25/05 10:02 AM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
haileyyoung Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
Quote:

I like DaBurglar and I like Willie D.

Just my 2cents



I agreee, I heart da burg but I love everyone here

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#125596 - 10/25/05 09:44 PM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Da Burgler definately.
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#125597 - 10/25/05 10:03 PM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
smiling arab. they'll have to fight it out on the avnblog, i think only kyoto hated burglar more for whatever reason, so it'd have to be international waters given burg's a mod now.
although arab did hate burglar, i'm just stirring things up, there's so little hatred these days.
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#125598 - 10/25/05 10:22 PM Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
The top three XPT posters are no-brainers: Monkey, James and Arab. In my opinion, this should not even be up for debate.

If I had to pick the top five, filling the last two slots would be difficult. Off the top of my head Bornyo, Burglar, Bishop, Guapo, ChickenMaster, Kyoto, Monstar, Have2cit and Coochie Monster could all fill them.
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#125599 - 10/25/05 10:30 PM Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm not very funny now that there's a cap on how much you can flame someone, it's not worth it. jrv threatened to box have2cit yesterday for hilarious posts. what's going to happen the next time a frankie or drpornz shows up and jrv won't ban anyone but won't let us run them off? i'm reducted to eurobaiting and creating polls thinly-veiling my desire to cut everett's fingers off on adt. that's as tragic as the 354 people who will die as a result of sitting on the same toilet as smartt, he's that infectious, don't listen to what they homo-lobbies tell you on tv. this place gets to be more and more about porn by the day, i expect a "wow!teagan!" thread by febuary if it becomes jrv memorizing the availability of girls on the agency sites, telling us what the cdc says about condom-effectiveness, and agreeing with gen that drugs are bad and clucking their tongues at the industry. and the fanboy threads are up 21% in the last few weeks, can't you guys talk shit when it's not malice throwing you breadcrumbs about some bitch on drugs or between luke posting pictures? do you really want to be adt with the substantive difference being you can say mean things about people as long as ashley blue says it's ok? jeff started this place to be an asshole and it's going to become disney if you let things get more pleasant. when was the last time you saw talent have to come here to deny something? they show up now because they'll get the same fanboy shit as they will on adt. hell, we used to get random boyfriends of cytheria and the shadowy new york jews who really owned jkp to have to respond to their names being trashed---start being vicious for no reason. it's theraputic, just like me deciding to run bjfan out of here for no reason or monkey going after kyoto. do it at random, do it for no reason, do it for your country.
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#125600 - 10/26/05 10:09 AM Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

The top three XPT posters are no-brainers: Monkey, James and Arab. In my opinion, this should not even be up for debate.

If I had to pick the top five, filling the last two slots would be difficult. Off the top of my head Bornyo, Burglar, Bishop, Guapo, ChickenMaster, Kyoto, Monstar, Have2cit and Coochie Monster could all fill them.





**yanking the toothpick out my grill and waving it around like im prom queen** Thank you for nominating me for top 5 poster in tha xxpt. even though there are only 6 people who post on xxpt its an hona to be considerd top 5. ** putting the toothpick back in my tooth**

HOLLA

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#125601 - 10/26/05 10:26 AM Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
what a cry baby.

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#125602 - 10/26/05 11:01 AM Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
waah! look at me, i have cancer! whah!
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#125603 - 10/26/05 11:05 AM Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
hsteele Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 27
like you talk? how's the agency going Jen?

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#125604 - 10/26/05 02:22 PM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

smiling arab. they'll have to fight it out on the avnblog, i think only kyoto hated burglar more for whatever reason, so it'd have to be international waters given burg's a mod now.
although arab did hate burglar, i'm just stirring things up, there's so little hatred these days.




Arab hated me? Damn, I missed that one, I thought he was aces.....

Kyoto, however, simply invoked my dislike for all things feline, as well as the Jenna Fixation...
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#125605 - 10/26/05 02:42 PM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

I like DaBurglar and I like Willie D.

Just my 2cents



I agreee, I heart da burg but I love everyone here




I love you too Hailey, and by "love" I mean I LOVE pleasuring myself whilst watching you get railed.
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#125606 - 10/26/05 11:25 PM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Arab hated me? Damn, I missed that one, I thought he was aces.....





The only thing incorrect is the past tense. I actually liked you once, but you've driven this crippled/drunk/vegas blowjob schtick so far into the ground that the Chinese are getting sick of it. You've become the Gallagher of XPT.
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#125607 - 10/27/05 12:24 AM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
haileyyoung Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I like DaBurglar and I like Willie D.

Just my 2cents



I agreee, I heart da burg but I love everyone here




I love you too Hailey, and by "love" I mean I LOVE pleasuring myself whilst watching you get railed.




Awesome, glad i can help in that dept! I love reading everyone posts on here, its great and gets me horny just reading them and of course everyone on here is funny as hell! Love xxxpt!!!!

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#125608 - 10/27/05 06:19 AM Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

The top three XPT posters are no-brainers: Monkey, James and Arab. In my opinion, this should not even be up for debate.

If I had to pick the top five, filling the last two slots would be difficult. Off the top of my head Bornyo, Burglar, Bishop, Guapo, ChickenMaster, Kyoto, Monstar, Have2cit and Coochie Monster could all fill them.


I'm glad I amuse you random,but I must exclude myself from any top-poster-list as,the rest of those folks are intelligent,funny and contribute things of value to the board(swap me out for arab in your list)whereas I am not that bright at all,am most amusing when I am as serious as a heart attack and the only thing I contribute is a constant reminder that kids should stay in school but also USE the education they get there,before they wind up in a job at which someone even less intelligent than them can order them into dangerous situations.
But thanks just the same.
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#125609 - 10/27/05 08:02 AM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:


The only thing incorrect is the past tense. I actually liked you once, but you've driven this crippled/drunk/vegas blowjob schtick so far into the ground that the Chinese are getting sick of it. You've become the Gallagher of XPT.




You know what, you are right. 100% My AA sponsor will appreciate this timely and not-too-subtle intervention.

Nothing funny about drunk cripples, nooo, compounded by the fact that, as a muslim you cant fucking drink anyway....besides, 'schticks' usually involve some kind of fabricated element mixed with real life truth. If it was a schtick, I probably would have traded it in a while ago for a raging heroin addiction and predilection for enemas. No, I stay the course and stick with my reality...much like you and your amusing midwestern-based law practice angle and the view it offers of humanity at its worst. And the Islamic perspective....not a schtick....

And it's cool that NOW, after what the fuck has it been, 6 months???...that now I find out secondhand from someone who seemingly also picked up his ball and left the same time you did that you hate me, "well zippadee do do-wah" what the fuck took you so long? ... this after begging for someone to toss a grenade in my direction ... don't avoid threading your bow because the target seems too easy, I have given anyone with a weapon 33 different openings about myself alone to fire at since I joined here...for fucks sake, fire away.
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#125610 - 10/27/05 01:06 PM Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:


The only thing incorrect is the past tense. I actually liked you once, but you've driven this crippled/drunk/vegas blowjob schtick so far into the ground that the Chinese are getting sick of it. You've become the Gallagher of XPT.




You know what, you are right. 100% My AA sponsor will appreciate this timely and not-too-subtle intervention.

Nothing funny about drunk cripples, nooo, compounded by the fact that, as a muslim you cant fucking drink anyway....besides, 'schticks' usually involve some kind of fabricated element mixed with real life truth. If it was a schtick, I probably would have traded it in a while ago for a raging heroin addiction and predilection for enemas. No, I stay the course and stick with my reality...much like you and your amusing midwestern-based law practice angle and the view it offers of humanity at its worst. And the Islamic perspective....not a schtick....

And it's cool that NOW, after what the fuck has it been, 6 months???...that now I find out secondhand from someone who seemingly also picked up his ball and left the same time you did that you hate me, "well zippadee do do-wah" what the fuck took you so long? ... this after begging for someone to toss a grenade in my direction ... don't avoid threading your bow because the target seems too easy, I have given anyone with a weapon 33 different openings about myself alone to fire at since I joined here...for fucks sake, fire away.




For no other reason than you asked.

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