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#125592 - 10/23/05 02:52 PM
Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Personally, I like Da Burglar more than Guapo Suave, though they both have very good takes on porn, you can't deny that.
On Tampa 2005
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Tobacco whores...the kinder, gentler versions of Crack Whores
...Sierra Sinn Meets Spermzilla...
On the Dukester
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if he ever see's me and photog's me, Imma wheel his ass up a yum yum tree and piss on his camera.
On Charles...what's-his-name...
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Is this dude married too? I last saw him in the photo fucking Jasmin Tame, then Monstar said he went on the Subway Diet, and I called him a fucking dork, but Jasmin was hott so I jerked off anyway.....  I dont like being confused when I am trying to
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Not to be rude or impolite <**DB laughs to himself**>, but its not a bad idea to do a little research and lurk before you start posting on a porn board, and to avoid asking a question like "Do you like porn?" kinda reminds me of the time many years ago, standing in line at a video store and some dude walks up to the counter and asks the clerk if the x rated movies feature "nudity"...
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ADT is as Sterile as a fucking Hospital Transplant Unit...I like my discussions regarding filth and the filth industry to be, well, filthy...and no holds/holes barred.
On gays and trannies
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Actually, I am really homophobic and trannie phobic too...I'd wheel my ass through Baghdad or Tikrit with an Israeli Flag before I'd suck cock. I'd even fuck your nose
Oh...and "Burglar's Vegas Adventure."
I haven't even gotten back to the first 1/2 of his posts year. 
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#125595 - 10/25/05 10:02 AM
Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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I like DaBurglar and I like Willie D.
Just my 2cents 
I agreee, I heart da burg but I love everyone here 
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#125597 - 10/25/05 10:03 PM
Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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smiling arab. they'll have to fight it out on the avnblog, i think only kyoto hated burglar more for whatever reason, so it'd have to be international waters given burg's a mod now.
although arab did hate burglar, i'm just stirring things up, there's so little hatred these days.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#125598 - 10/25/05 10:22 PM
Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The top three XPT posters are no-brainers: Monkey, James and Arab. In my opinion, this should not even be up for debate.
If I had to pick the top five, filling the last two slots would be difficult. Off the top of my head Bornyo, Burglar, Bishop, Guapo, ChickenMaster, Kyoto, Monstar, Have2cit and Coochie Monster could all fill them.
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#125599 - 10/25/05 10:30 PM
Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm not very funny now that there's a cap on how much you can flame someone, it's not worth it. jrv threatened to box have2cit yesterday for hilarious posts. what's going to happen the next time a frankie or drpornz shows up and jrv won't ban anyone but won't let us run them off? i'm reducted to eurobaiting and creating polls thinly-veiling my desire to cut everett's fingers off on adt. that's as tragic as the 354 people who will die as a result of sitting on the same toilet as smartt, he's that infectious, don't listen to what they homo-lobbies tell you on tv. this place gets to be more and more about porn by the day, i expect a "wow!teagan!" thread by febuary if it becomes jrv memorizing the availability of girls on the agency sites, telling us what the cdc says about condom-effectiveness, and agreeing with gen that drugs are bad and clucking their tongues at the industry. and the fanboy threads are up 21% in the last few weeks, can't you guys talk shit when it's not malice throwing you breadcrumbs about some bitch on drugs or between luke posting pictures? do you really want to be adt with the substantive difference being you can say mean things about people as long as ashley blue says it's ok? jeff started this place to be an asshole and it's going to become disney if you let things get more pleasant. when was the last time you saw talent have to come here to deny something? they show up now because they'll get the same fanboy shit as they will on adt. hell, we used to get random boyfriends of cytheria and the shadowy new york jews who really owned jkp to have to respond to their names being trashed---start being vicious for no reason. it's theraputic, just like me deciding to run bjfan out of here for no reason or monkey going after kyoto. do it at random, do it for no reason, do it for your country.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#125600 - 10/26/05 10:09 AM
Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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The top three XPT posters are no-brainers: Monkey, James and Arab. In my opinion, this should not even be up for debate.
If I had to pick the top five, filling the last two slots would be difficult. Off the top of my head Bornyo, Burglar, Bishop, Guapo, ChickenMaster, Kyoto, Monstar, Have2cit and Coochie Monster could all fill them.
**yanking the toothpick out my grill and waving it around like im prom queen** Thank you for nominating me for top 5 poster in tha xxpt. even though there are only 6 people who post on xxpt its an hona to be considerd top 5. ** putting the toothpick back in my tooth**
HOLLA
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#125601 - 10/26/05 10:26 AM
Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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aka Gen Padova
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#125602 - 10/26/05 11:01 AM
Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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waah! look at me, i have cancer! whah!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#125603 - 10/26/05 11:05 AM
Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 27
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like you talk? how's the agency going Jen?
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#125605 - 10/26/05 02:42 PM
Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#125607 - 10/27/05 12:24 AM
Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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I like DaBurglar and I like Willie D.
Just my 2cents
I agreee, I heart da burg but I love everyone here
I love you too Hailey, and by "love" I mean I LOVE pleasuring myself whilst watching you get railed. 
Awesome, glad i can help in that dept! I love reading everyone posts on here, its great and gets me horny just reading them and of course everyone on here is funny as hell! Love xxxpt!!!! 
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#125608 - 10/27/05 06:19 AM
Re: Guapo: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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The top three XPT posters are no-brainers: Monkey, James and Arab. In my opinion, this should not even be up for debate.
If I had to pick the top five, filling the last two slots would be difficult. Off the top of my head Bornyo, Burglar, Bishop, Guapo, ChickenMaster, Kyoto, Monstar, Have2cit and Coochie Monster could all fill them.
I'm glad I amuse you random,but I must exclude myself from any top-poster-list as,the rest of those folks are intelligent,funny and contribute things of value to the board(swap me out for arab in your list)whereas I am not that bright at all,am most amusing when I am as serious as a heart attack and the only thing I contribute is a constant reminder that kids should stay in school but also USE the education they get there,before they wind up in a job at which someone even less intelligent than them can order them into dangerous situations.
But thanks just the same.
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#125609 - 10/27/05 08:02 AM
Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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The only thing incorrect is the past tense. I actually liked you once, but you've driven this crippled/drunk/vegas blowjob schtick so far into the ground that the Chinese are getting sick of it. You've become the Gallagher of XPT.
You know what, you are right. 100% My AA sponsor will appreciate this timely and not-too-subtle intervention.
Nothing funny about drunk cripples, nooo, compounded by the fact that, as a muslim you cant fucking drink anyway....besides, 'schticks' usually involve some kind of fabricated element mixed with real life truth. If it was a schtick, I probably would have traded it in a while ago for a raging heroin addiction and predilection for enemas. No, I stay the course and stick with my reality...much like you and your amusing midwestern-based law practice angle and the view it offers of humanity at its worst. And the Islamic perspective....not a schtick....
And it's cool that NOW, after what the fuck has it been, 6 months???...that now I find out secondhand from someone who seemingly also picked up his ball and left the same time you did that you hate me, "well zippadee do do-wah" what the fuck took you so long? ... this after begging for someone to toss a grenade in my direction ... don't avoid threading your bow because the target seems too easy, I have given anyone with a weapon 33 different openings about myself alone to fire at since I joined here...for fucks sake, fire away.
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#125610 - 10/27/05 01:06 PM
Re: Da Burglar: Pre-Nom for XPT Poster of the Year
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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The only thing incorrect is the past tense. I actually liked you once, but you've driven this crippled/drunk/vegas blowjob schtick so far into the ground that the Chinese are getting sick of it. You've become the Gallagher of XPT.
You know what, you are right. 100% My AA sponsor will appreciate this timely and not-too-subtle intervention.
Nothing funny about drunk cripples, nooo, compounded by the fact that, as a muslim you cant fucking drink anyway....besides, 'schticks' usually involve some kind of fabricated element mixed with real life truth. If it was a schtick, I probably would have traded it in a while ago for a raging heroin addiction and predilection for enemas. No, I stay the course and stick with my reality...much like you and your amusing midwestern-based law practice angle and the view it offers of humanity at its worst. And the Islamic perspective....not a schtick....
And it's cool that NOW, after what the fuck has it been, 6 months???...that now I find out secondhand from someone who seemingly also picked up his ball and left the same time you did that you hate me, "well zippadee do do-wah" what the fuck took you so long? ... this after begging for someone to toss a grenade in my direction ... don't avoid threading your bow because the target seems too easy, I have given anyone with a weapon 33 different openings about myself alone to fire at since I joined here...for fucks sake, fire away.
For no other reason than you asked.
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