Personally, I like Da Burglar more than Guapo Suave, though they both have very good takes on porn, you can't deny that.

On Tampa 2005
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Tobacco whores...the kinder, gentler versions of Crack Whores



...Sierra Sinn Meets Spermzilla...


On the Dukester
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if he ever see's me and photog's me, Imma wheel his ass up a yum yum tree and piss on his camera.



On Charles...what's-his-name...
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Is this dude married too? I last saw him in the photo fucking Jasmin Tame, then Monstar said he went on the Subway Diet, and I called him a fucking dork, but Jasmin was hott so I jerked off anyway..... I dont like being confused when I am trying to



On nudity in porn
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Not to be rude or impolite <**DB laughs to himself**>, but its not a bad idea to do a little research and lurk before you start posting on a porn board, and to avoid asking a question like "Do you like porn?" kinda reminds me of the time many years ago, standing in line at a video store and some dude walks up to the counter and asks the clerk if the x rated movies feature "nudity"...




On ADT
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ADT is as Sterile as a fucking Hospital Transplant Unit...I like my discussions regarding filth and the filth industry to be, well, filthy...and no holds/holes barred.



On gays and trannies
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Actually, I am really homophobic and trannie phobic too...I'd wheel my ass through Baghdad or Tikrit with an Israeli Flag before I'd suck cock. I'd even fuck your nose



Oh...and "Burglar's Vegas Adventure."

I haven't even gotten back to the first 1/2 of his posts year.