yes! i've got an impersonator! the accuracy could be better, the exploitation/18-year old thing ain't my schtick and i don't live in central square but it's where the police station and jail are. while it's entertaining that girls get paid fifty bucks to be urinated on, it's down there with choking and steve holmes spitting into a girl's mouth on the list of things slightly more appealing than being locked in a room wallpapered in images of smartt's penis.

still, i'm flattered, imposter away.