yea, I went to Tuck, cause it sounded like "fuck" and now I am in Central Square off Mass Ave...get it mASS ave...

I don't really have a life but I dream about meeting a girl who is young, and impressionable, and interested in being exploited (or else what would she be doing on here) who I could impress with my TWO ivy degrees. In the meantime, I will just stay here being ironic. Oh well.