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#125212 - 10/20/05 03:04 AM
Porn Star Karaoke Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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yada yada yada (gypsy kill yourself now)  This guy bugs the shit out me, i saw him in a weird football gangbang scene when he was about 50 pound heavier, he is the white lex steele of scene stealing whoring something, he goes out of his way to try and be the center of attention forcing you to lose focus on the girl, i want to drill him into the center of the earth (with gen). p.s The girl he was banging in the gangbang scene looked like a more attractive jerri from survivor.  I see it was 2 for 1 drinks for trashy b grade stand ins night, here we have scott weilands and whatever sopranos skank that hasn't been whacked yet.  Id donate my left nut to science if someone can confirm that this thing was singing "dude looks like a lady".  You think when you have a booty up front and tits on your back that it would be a good indication that maybe eating fast food for the 19th time this week isn't a good idea.  ANd i thought it was a good idea to loan this money, what in the fuck was i thinking? If i had seen this picture prior theres just no way. I hope shes regretting her life choices in this moment forever caught on film.  I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. (check out his camel toe). I wonder if i twisted enough to jerk off to this picture?. (monkey thinks for a moment) umm no, but im will give it a naughty banana 
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#125213 - 10/20/05 03:18 AM
Re: Porn Star Karaoke Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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 longshot, keiko and wankus. Just walk upto the fucker and put two in the back of his head, i can promise that at that exact time everyone will claim they were looking somewhere else and didn't see who did it.  (mark davis think bubble) Great a wide variety of human meat cocktail shakers to mix up the perfect mark davis cum martini to spit back into my mouth  Ignore the fact that this disgusting mistake of human clay is wearing a FUCKING JUMPSUIT and notice the three dudes in shot all looking away, i do this when im embarrassed for people as well. You want to help but you know some people just can't be.  I FUCKING HATE WANKUS, HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. KSEX JUST CHANGE THE LOCKS ON THE DOORS, DON'T RETURN HIS CALLS, GET THIS GUY OUT OF PORN, HE SERVES NO PURPOSE. THE PORN WORLD IS A GIANT TRASH HEAP AND WANKUS IS THE SOILED DIAPER OF A RED DOT INDIAN BABY WITH 14 JUNKYARD RATS EATING OUT OF IT.
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#125218 - 10/20/05 08:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
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Asian girls are fantastic...... I know Oh Yes 
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#125219 - 10/21/05 12:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Excellent stuff guys!!!! Always makes me laugh!
Monkey, you should see the Luke Ford pics of the Cherryboxxx shoot at LukeisBack. Some classic ones there!
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#125221 - 10/22/05 01:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#125222 - 10/22/05 07:31 AM
Re: Porn Star Karaoke Monkey Style
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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The wierd thing about this picture is:
1. Wakus isnt wearing his Dolphin colors
2. No stupid headband on.
3. He kinda has a normal facial expression.
He still sucks.
True...it's not often you see a pic of Wankus without either one of his trademark 'Someone just shoved something up my ass'  or 'I've just lost bowel control' expressions. He's alot like Ben Stiller in 'Zoolander' in that respect.
It's a definite collector's item...
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#125223 - 10/22/05 08:43 PM
Re: Porn Star Karaoke Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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That asian girl is cute but she has probably been ruined by mr pete, we lost another one.
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#125225 - 10/28/05 08:30 AM
Crack Addiction Illustrated (I'm kinda behind but)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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 10:23 pm....the unfocused rage manifests itself in the angry scowl as the need for Rock takes over...it's been 37 minutes since the last hit....  10:25 pm....rage gives way to deep depression..."Why didnt I stay in Wisconsin and just do Bachelor Parties and Cheese Conventions...I wonder if Smelly Monkey would lend me another c-note....fuck I am sooooooo depressed..." 10:31 pm....She stands outside waiting impatiently for Cesar, her new dealer to show up.  10:34 pm....Sergei shows up in Cesar's stead and says Cesar is all out of rock, but offers to buy the bootleg VHS tape of the soon-to-be-released Nicholas Cage Movie "The Weatherman" that Genesis stole from the outcall she performed on that movie executive in Burbank last week...the tape is clearly visible in Genesis' purse as she smiles when Sergei offers her "Many rubles...60 bucks" for the tape....  10:34 + 23 seconds...as she hands the tape in exchange for 60 bucks, the alarming thought...."But wait, where the fuck am I gonna get more rock...?????"  10:35 pm....Genesis goes into a minor gran mal seizure as she completes the tape deal...  10:42 pm....out of options, Genesis approaches Wankus and, since her cellphone was stolen along with her car, asks "The Man" for help scoring. Wankus, ever desperate to demonstrate his relevance to porn, obliges.  10:43 pm...wankus completes the call, and Genesis reaches inside her cooche for the 60 bucks she previously made, along with scratching this mysterious crotch rash that developed yesterday morning....Wankus notices several missed calls from the second year accounting nerd at CAL State he and Tyler have doing KSEX's "Books"...  10:54 pm....Sergei returns 11 minutes later with Rock (turns out he works for several dealers)....Genesis is good for the next 19 minutes....  10:57 pm...the euphoria makes her just want to SING OUT LOUD.... 11:58 pm....back where we started....."Oh fuck why did I leave Wisconsin...."
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#125227 - 10/28/05 04:38 PM
Re: Crack Addiction Illustrated (I'm kinda behind
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Awesome post daburglar. Awesome
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#125229 - 10/28/05 04:51 PM
Re: Crack Addiction Illustrated (I'm kinda behind
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I'm curious to know whats on that tape. Is it being used for blackmail? A security tape swiped so she isn't implicated? Porn? Or is it a copy of The Wall which she is gonna watch when she gets  ?
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#125231 - 10/28/05 05:21 PM
Re: Crack Addiction Illustrated (I'm kinda behind but)
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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10:34 pm....Sergei shows up in Cesar's stead and says Cesar is all out of rock, but offers to buy the bootleg VHS tape of the soon-to-be-released Nicholas Cage Movie "The Weatherman" that Genesis stole from the outcall she performed on that movie executive in Burbank last week...the tape is clearly visible in Genesis' purse as she smiles when Sergei offers her "Many rubles...60 bucks" for the tape....
Ummm...is that a piss stain on Sergei's shirt or what?
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#125238 - 10/30/05 10:00 PM
Re: Porn Star Karaoke Monkey Style
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Im disturbed by Genesis' Target/Walmart purse. Come on now. Your making some money. Buy a nice fucking purse and better flip flops. Prada, Gucci & Manolo all make flip flops, invest in something other than Target/Walmart shit. Even if you cant afford those, there are BabyPhat, Timberland and NaNa flip flops, much cheaper but still very very nice. OMG. I am embarassed for her as a girl. 
I think those are the Old Navy flip flops......
Hmmm you may be right, still very cheap and I wouldnt be caught dead in them outside. I would wear them in the house but never step outside w/them on. But that is just me. 
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#125239 - 03/22/10 02:01 PM
Who is Saddleback?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/04/07
Posts: 107
Loc: OC
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Who cares?
Hilarious commentary, monks.
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