Attention ADT Lurkers:

Yes, you know who you are. Please, PLEASE take this thread back to ADT and put a bunch of sparklers and red ribbons around it. Invite the porn cognoscenti to comment (that would be Skeeter, "Dr" Sharon, Tricia D, and Hou/Den Don). Watch everyone quote this enormously long post in their replies. The resulting circular reasoning, mile-long posts and 5 or 6 hijack preventions will be at least 25 pages long. You highbrow porn degenerates are good that way. Now lurkers...go forth and be verbose!