I'm just me. Actually, I'm one of several planned alter-egos: Padova's Urethra, Smelly Monkey's Uncle (get it?), GSkye's Meeth, Wankus' Cack Pump, Steph's Dead Uterus, and Jeff Mike's PCness (don't suspect I'll be using that one a lot). Wait...those are the one's I'm gonna use on ADT.
If all this is true, there are a lot of male posters here who masquerade as women, or in Steph's case, women who masquerade as fertile. What's up with that? Are they taking a Lou Reed walk on the wild side? Do they secretly save up their pennies to buy the Ariana Jollee 15-tranny bareback anal creampie extravaganza? Inquiring minds wanna know.
Now I must go slug my cack for the 312th time to the Melissa Lauren/Mika Tan scene from
ATM City. God I fukkin' love that.