ya really wanna know? i don't watch a ton of porn, i watch some-whatever erik everhard isn't in and simony diamond and jennifer stone are in. truth is, i've got a chick i've been with, love/hate, lately more love than hate for almost 5 years down in gypsytown. don't be suprised if i fall off the face of the planet to some antiquated institution sometime late next spring, she's dope but a flight away, therein lies the need for the occasional euro-chick with the volume off. i hatehatehate listening to idiots speak, making many of the american chicks undesirable even if they're cute. so, what else do you wanna know, my social security number?