Day 1 of Venus Fair in Berlin was the bomb and my 1 year of high school German is all coming back to me. And of course, I'm learning new stuff like 'Spritzen im mein arse.' Meanwhile, these hot Euro chicks I had dinner with were all over me. Steve Holmes and the nice folks at Platinum X invited me to an s+m club. His hair is super long now, remniscant of a cuter Jesus that likes ass fucking.
I had to take a cab to T-Mobile to buy a German SIM card for 20 fuckin Euros which gives me 7 mins.
I think porn is king in Europe cuz I got mad mobbed yesterday.
I'm at an internet cafe drinking Bitburger. I don't drink, but when in Rome...do as many Romans as you can.
I'm off to the show. The cab drivers are so polite here. They don't even try to rape you.