I’m admittedly insane in the bedframe, insane in the brain, and Smut knows how to give a gal satisfaction, belive dat. I’m chivalrous when it cums to orgasms b/c I make sure my bitches get off first. It’s the key to success, but I digress. This flick is about kooky bitches, not my flying cuckoo's nest of an existance. Overthinking things as usual, I figure the title’s not a stretch b/c studies have shown 4 out of 5 porn chicks are generally nutty anyway, but on second thought it’s perfect b/c that’s what the flick focuses on. The starlets are asked to recount tales of deliquency and debauchery and for a theme it's cool. It’s not the usual fav pos big dick or little dick questions usually asked and this dvd is hot enough to cook an egg on it.
First scene begins w/ the young’un Ashley Rains and this chick seems honestly out there . She talks about getting it on w/ her sis “before she got fat.†Think about that for a minute. I guess once sis got chunky incest went out the door. I don’t know if it’s psychopharmacology, but halfway through doggy hammer she turns around and scolds Rick Masters to “not stop†when she’s “that close.†The bitch must be nuts b/c he was cylon slammin’ her mercilessly, though it’s not 2 minutes later she cums to the point of being out of breath like she ran the 20 yard dash. Stoney then asks her if she has to stop while she hyperventilates face redder than a delicious apple. I guess Rick showed her not to mess w/ father nature.
Scene 2 slut Roxetta might be a looney tuna the way she over-acted the part, but I think a substance is the culprit. She’s lame all around, but Smut must stop right there b/c I know you’re reading this, Cindi, so I’ll be on my best behavior. 10 demerits and no gold star on my paper.
Lindsay Layne helps me show improve and here she is humping that hulk Lee Stone again. It’s amazing how far she’s cum since the Dirty Young Vixens scene that I just reviewed. She can now throat slither his konger straight to his horse nads just like the cute Deep Throat tee she’s wearing... She admits to some wild assed shit from jewelry theft to fucking her black boyfriend, who I’m sure her parents loved, in the driveway. I don’t know what it is, but she kind of reminds of this chick I used to bang so I’m liking what I see from her. Her ass gobbles his salami whole and her bunger looks like it has had plenty of traffic since we last met.
Eva Evagelina was another skipper and so that leads us to the fifth and final scene featuring Sierra Sinn, but she had no crazy tales to tell or fake and it seemed like she'd rather just show the audience just how freaky in the sack she is. Of course, she does her usual anal best w/ glee, just get the dvd. [Lethal Hardcore]
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