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who cares?
Holy Shit, 49 fucking posts and this is the best you could come up with? The QUEEN OF FUCKING ENGLAND cares, does that make you feel better, peaches?
I'm sorry, new guy, but to sit with your fucking dork in one hand and a life-like Tony Montana asshole in the other, reading through posts, thinking "Ahh, who care?"
... And then you stop. You hit reply. You type out "Who care?"
... You have the opportunity to preview your message. You avail yourself of this opportunity. And you are so fucking satisfied with this monument to your own goddamned uselessness that you smile and hit "continue"...
... And now it's here, where the whole world can read. "Dane" wonders "Who care?" How about this, honey: Sit the fuck down and don't speak until you're spoken to--is that an answer to your question?
Jesus Christ, if we need any more shit from you, I'll just squeeze your little pinhead, okay? We'll somehow get by without your participation in the future. It'll be agony, always looking over our shoulder, wondering what "Dane," our loquatious commentator on XPT thinks about our taunts of a diseased maggot of a porn doofus, but we'll somehow survive without it, okay?
Seriously, go fuck yourself, you pathetic fucking hand-whore. Mike Meatmaster posts everywhere else but here. Go find him and Smartt and pop the cork on your new Vanilla Almond bottle of hand creme.
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