You're all too clever for me.

You win.

I see now that I'm no match for your incredible will to sustain the justification of your existence or roll in this debate.

I will officially retire from porn and go get a real job.

A job that takes taxes out of my check.
A job that pays me once every two weeks.
A job where I have to wear a name tag.
A job that I have to get up really early for and work 40 hours a week at.

Oh, wait a minute, that's you guys!