Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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N.B.-in the future, you probably don't want to read to much into the titles like "whoremaster" although you're certainly an adt regular and i'm sure at least half of the brandon irons alternate id's are indeed brandon irons.
as to what the fuck i'm doing being unpleasant on porn boards--i've asked myself that more than once. my life doesn't really lend itself to complaint, it's actually a good one in the scheme of things. truth is, it's fun to be an anon. prick, i've got a lifelong commitment to mischeif and unfortunately for you, porn's about the most-surreal place to focus on. i can't pursue any of the things i enjoy in ten minutes taking a break from work and the person in my life's a plane flight away. you won't catch me spending much more than fifteen minutes checking here, adt, luke, whatever and that includes posting. avoiding capitalization saves time too.
i watch very little porn, the industry's much more entertaining and totally-foreign to anything or anyone i've known. and for the most part, i feel fortunate to not be around it, which is why it's exactly like a zoo. you're the animals, the web's the cage, i get to stare at you and talk about you.
i peg you as a gorilla. i'm just one of those guys who loves to tap on the glass and watch you bare your teeth and slam your head into the plexiglass seperating us. it's kinda sick, but it's better than just watching in peace as you eat the fleas you find on yourself.
thanks for the offer of friendship--maybe if you didn't choke and shitbeat 18-year olds for a living or get angry when another man can't ejaculate in timely fashion i'd find it a more appealing gesture. some degenerates are funny, you're just creepy and shameful, i'll respectfully decline.
....outstanding reply 
I was going to say something, especially when the topic was broached on the eternal non-debate of "Losers who dont get laid" versus "The porn people who get paid to get laid" ...
The hypocrisy and self-serving self-awareness of some in this "Industry" is really the most amusing thing about all this, even more so than your zoo analogy (which is totally spot on ... I was thinking along the lines of Car-Wreck Syndrome, where you cant stop looking or talking about what you see, but thats too bloody....Zoo's are cool cuz animals fuck in zoos and sometimes you get to see that too.)
The best thing about XPT, and the people behind it, is no one here takes themselves too seriously nor makes what they do anything more than it really is.
And as for Coffeeron's conscience-assuaging weakass justification/defensive reaction to James, well all I can say is when you have money and are independent (and even physically fucked up) the opportunity to get laid all you want isn't missing...it's simply a vicarious extension of having people work for you to watch other's fuck while I spend my time and money on important things, like Playstation 2s or Sam Adams Light. And if I choose to pay a chick for services rendered, it's not a validation of her life's path or career choice, I am simply doing what the fuck I want when I want ...because I can.
And fucking... Gia Paloma?? (see zoo analogy above).... whenever you want is 1/2 step above me jerking off to my favorite porn chick of the moment, so it's really nothing to prance up and down about and scream "My Life's choices are Validated!!! YESSS! They are watching and talking about me!!!" Isn't that why you film the depravity you do in the first place???
**SOMEONE find that Gia Paloma Pic that recently came up where she looks like Helena Bonham Carter's Character in Planet of the Apes without the Ape Costume....***
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