N.B.-in the future, you probably don't want to read to much into the titles like "whoremaster" although you're certainly an adt regular and i'm sure at least half of the brandon irons alternate id's are indeed brandon irons.

as to what the fuck i'm doing being unpleasant on porn boards--i've asked myself that more than once. my life doesn't really lend itself to complaint, it's actually a good one in the scheme of things. truth is, it's fun to be an anon. prick, i've got a lifelong commitment to mischeif and unfortunately for you, porn's about the most-surreal place to focus on. i can't pursue any of the things i enjoy in ten minutes taking a break from work and the person in my life's a plane flight away. you won't catch me spending much more than fifteen minutes checking here, adt, luke, whatever and that includes posting. avoiding capitalization saves time too.

i watch very little porn, the industry's much more entertaining and totally-foreign to anything or anyone i've known. and for the most part, i feel fortunate to not be around it, which is why it's exactly like a zoo. you're the animals, the web's the cage, i get to stare at you and talk about you.

i peg you as a gorilla. i'm just one of those guys who loves to tap on the glass and watch you bare your teeth and slam your head into the plexiglass seperating us. it's kinda sick, but it's better than just watching in peace as you eat the fleas you find on yourself.

thanks for the offer of friendship--maybe if you didn't choke and shitbeat 18-year olds for a living or get angry when another man can't ejaculate in timely fashion i'd find it a more appealing gesture. some degenerates are funny, you're just creepy and shameful, i'll respectfully decline.