that's because some of us have no desire to DO what you DO, but you're entertaining to TALK about and WATCH like RING-TAILED LEMURS at the local ZOO. if they had a movie that was purely footage of trains wrecking, i'd watch that too.
so what's it like, going to dinner and knowing the mexican busboys are looking at your wife and silently thinking in their best tony montana voice saying "choo so POLLUTED"?

the first section is a statement. please answer "true" if accurate, "false" if not:
the woman i plan to spend the rest of my life with is restricted from areas she could leech into sources of groundwater, cause algae blooms and kill native fish and species
(T/F}
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits