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Fuck it, that's it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me.

Come on out Smiling Arab, you already got half the users with washed up loser hsteele. Now you're punking the rest of us as a two-bit never-was RyanKnox. I feel so foolish for thinking anyone who actually looked and typed like that would be posting in public.

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Yes, you're right Bornyo. It has to be Arab . No one is this fuckin dumb.

look when he joined xxxpt

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N.B.-in the future, you probably don't want to read to much into the titles like "whoremaster" although you're certainly an adt regular and i'm sure at least half of the brandon irons alternate id's are indeed brandon irons.

as to what the fuck i'm doing being unpleasant on porn boards--i've asked myself that more than once. my life doesn't really lend itself to complaint, it's actually a good one in the scheme of things. truth is, it's fun to be an anon. prick, i've got a lifelong commitment to mischeif and unfortunately for you, porn's about the most-surreal place to focus on. i can't pursue any of the things i enjoy in ten minutes taking a break from work and the person in my life's a plane flight away. you won't catch me spending much more than fifteen minutes checking here, adt, luke, whatever and that includes posting. avoiding capitalization saves time too.

i watch very little porn, the industry's much more entertaining and totally-foreign to anything or anyone i've known. and for the most part, i feel fortunate to not be around it, which is why it's exactly like a zoo. you're the animals, the web's the cage, i get to stare at you and talk about you.

i peg you as a gorilla. i'm just one of those guys who loves to tap on the glass and watch you bare your teeth and slam your head into the plexiglass seperating us. it's kinda sick, but it's better than just watching in peace as you eat the fleas you find on yourself.

thanks for the offer of friendship--maybe if you didn't choke and shitbeat 18-year olds for a living or get angry when another man can't ejaculate in timely fashion i'd find it a more appealing gesture. some degenerates are funny, you're just creepy and shameful, i'll respectfully decline.

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I was going to say something, especially when the topic was broached on the eternal non-debate of "Losers who dont get laid" versus "The porn people who get paid to get laid" ...

The hypocrisy and self-serving self-awareness of some in this "Industry" is really the most amusing thing about all this, even more so than your zoo analogy (which is totally spot on ... I was thinking along the lines of Car-Wreck Syndrome, where you cant stop looking or talking about what you see, but thats too bloody....Zoo's are cool cuz animals fuck in zoos and sometimes you get to see that too.)

The best thing about XPT, and the people behind it, is no one here takes themselves too seriously nor makes what they do anything more than it really is.

And as for Coffeeron's conscience-assuaging weakass justification/defensive reaction to James, well all I can say is when you have money and are independent (and even physically fucked up) the opportunity to get laid all you want isn't missing...it's simply a vicarious extension of having people work for you to watch other's fuck while I spend my time and money on important things, like Playstation 2s or Sam Adams Light. And if I choose to pay a chick for services rendered, it's not a validation of her life's path or career choice, I am simply doing what the fuck I want when I want ...because I can.

And fucking... Gia Paloma?? (see zoo analogy above).... whenever you want is 1/2 step above me jerking off to my favorite porn chick of the moment, so it's really nothing to prance up and down about and scream "My Life's choices are Validated!!! YESSS! They are watching and talking about me!!!" Isn't that why you film the depravity you do in the first place???



**SOMEONE find that Gia Paloma Pic that recently came up where she looks like Helena Bonham Carter's Character in Planet of the Apes without the Ape Costume....***

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Willie D-

That's Kurt Cobain with a 'K'
The "Meat Puppets" suck!

"Meat Puppet," is also an industry term to describe one who gets laid a lot for money.

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Key, ya got me on Kurt...you Miriam Webster you.

As for the Meat Puppets, I find it speaks to your mental abilities when you refer to ourself with a name you seem to dislike so much.

As for it being an "industry term," I searched both here and ADT. The term "meat puppet" came up here abut 14 times (excluding this thread) in 170,000 or so posts. At ADT it came up once in over 680,000 or so posts (they like to quote and bump a lot.) Doesn't sound to common to me. Maybe it's just a secret code word among the guys, right, like a limp-dicked Skull and Bones Society?

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Willie D-

That's 'yourself' with a 'y'

I just think if your going to make a point about something that you should at least take 5 minutes to get all of the info correct.

It's not too much to ask but you seem to leave key letters out of words wich help spell them correctly.

It's no big deal, just irritating.

I'm not trying to say that your a dumb ass or anything all though I think you are.

I edited this post a couple of times, I know, you can use that in your defense.

Let's have an XPT spelling bee!

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You'd have already failed. Idiot.

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You're all too clever for me.

You win.

I see now that I'm no match for your incredible will to sustain the justification of your existence or roll in this debate.

I will officially retire from porn and go get a real job.

A job that takes taxes out of my check.
A job that pays me once every two weeks.
A job where I have to wear a name tag.
A job that I have to get up really early for and work 40 hours a week at.

Oh, wait a minute, that's you guys!

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Independent Contractor?

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Holy Shit, 49 fucking posts and this is the best you could come up with? The QUEEN OF FUCKING ENGLAND cares, does that make you feel better, peaches?

I'm sorry, new guy, but to sit with your fucking dork in one hand and a life-like Tony Montana asshole in the other, reading through posts, thinking "Ahh, who care?"

... And then you stop. You hit reply. You type out "Who care?"

... You have the opportunity to preview your message. You avail yourself of this opportunity. And you are so fucking satisfied with this monument to your own goddamned uselessness that you smile and hit "continue"...

... And now it's here, where the whole world can read. "Dane" wonders "Who care?" How about this, honey: Sit the fuck down and don't speak until you're spoken to--is that an answer to your question?

Jesus Christ, if we need any more shit from you, I'll just squeeze your little pinhead, okay? We'll somehow get by without your participation in the future. It'll be agony, always looking over our shoulder, wondering what "Dane," our loquatious commentator on XPT thinks about our taunts of a diseased maggot of a porn doofus, but we'll somehow survive without it, okay?

Seriously, go fuck yourself, you pathetic fucking hand-whore. Mike Meatmaster posts everywhere else but here. Go find him and Smartt and pop the cork on your new Vanilla Almond bottle of hand creme.

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You're all too clever for me.

You win.

I see now that I'm no match for your incredible will to sustain the justification of your existence or roll in this debate.

I will officially retire from porn and go get a real job.

A job that takes taxes out of my check.
A job that pays me once every two weeks.
A job where I have to wear a name tag.
A job that I have to get up really early for and work 40 hours a week at.

Oh, wait a minute, that's you guys!

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BornHo makes 2cunt look smartt.

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You're about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. You've made all of us shine since the day you showed up.

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Ryan for a guy who thinks we are just the dumb general population you sure seem unable to stop defending yourself to us. I guess between mom and dad handing you loans they never taught you keeping your mouth shut might get you farther in life then flapping your yap and flexing your badly tattooed pecs at everyone. By coming back here again and again defending yourself over and over you've proven every point we have made right. If you had instead laughed the shit off and made an offhand witty comment I wouldn't have thought twice about you. Your a spastic turd. Consider yourself lucky at this point you don't have to have a job at some shitty retail outlet because they would fire your ass two days into it for being a complete loudmouth fuck up. As for Gia Paloma and Coffee Ron my rants are dependent on you, but they are only possible because you do such stupid fucking things.

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Chickenboy-
I must really piss you off because evrytime I write a scentence, you have to come back with a whole paragraph.

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pitiful ryan. not pitiful in the "failed and weak attempt" sense-pitiful in the sense watching you vs. willie was like a down-syndrome kid locking his arms outstretched like windmill blades and flailing at his special-olympics soccer coach screaming his while making retarded-sounds somewhere in between weeping and anger after his team lost and he can't understand why. you're an ugly man-a man with little intelligence and a small prick-right now as you sit here as c-list male talent being that abortion-cantidate i compared you to and fighting futiley for your pride on a message board.......this is it. your life has peaked, it's not going to get better, and the near future holds another few years until the phone stops ringing, you can't afford a new script for cialis. then you move on to a few years of desperately hustling handjobs like the ruined dirk diggler at the end of boogie nights. just without the huge dick. when crying yourself to sleep after another night in the parking lots of highway plazas gets too oppressive---then comes the mop. and it'll be transient-mopping, never even having your own coveralls, you'll be wearing hand-me-downs so continously you'll even think your own name is jose until you think back on the mediocrity that was your porn career and mutter in typical janitorial fashion under your breath "i'm ryan knox, i'm ryan knox, everybody wants to be me-yeah, 'cuz they're not a stud like ryan knox".

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