Ryan, you are an imbecile...and I know you can read this.

You make a living sticking your dick up the highway where most people shit every morning, yet you think that the concept of "cheese" is kinda gross.

You have a fascination with other people's moms. You've got your head up the ass of Bornyo's mom, you're jogging with my mom. I think your're just infatuated with palindromes (do you hear Ryan running for his dictionary?).

You're not a "Meat Puppet." Perhaps a "meat puppet." The Meat Puppets were a hardcore band from Phoenix formed in the early 80s, who had minor stardom riding the coat tails of the Gin Blossoms when discovered by Curt Cobain as he sat in Long Wong's Bar on Mill Avenue. They had talent and drive. You suck down Viagra and meth all day.

Not sure why you had to edit a 3-line post. Was that getting a little too advanced for your dome?

Padre, dame un favor, y callate su grande YAPPER!