Just in case anyone missed this on LukeIsBack a few days ago:

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The Gia Paloma/Coffee Ron wedding is a total publicity stunt, as if I even needed to say that out loud.



My thoughts on Gia "Quest for Fire" Paloma are public record here. No need to rehash. As for this Coffee Ron fella, well, look at him. It may be a farce, but that guy probably needs lithium to keep the erratic behavior brought on by his extreme happiness subdued. I personally wouldn't lay pipe to Gia's gangrenous plumbing with Wankus' peter, let alone mine, but C.R. scoring with her is the equivalent of me scoring with Charlize Theron, so he's gotta be on cloud nine. Of course that's IF he's actually intimate with her.

What I really don't get is how anyone thinks that this "publicity" could possibly generate anything positive. Will Extreme sell more movies and bring in additional revenue? Of course not. Will Gia acquire a larger fan base? Of course not. If anything, it could hurt the one she already has.

It seems the only person benefiting from this arrangement is Coffee Ron.

P.S. If you type "Wankus" in a post and use spellcheck, the first suggestion that comes up to replace it is "Anus". Beautiful.
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