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#124379 - 10/17/05 01:00 AM
I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Better look quick- this shit's about to see the light of day.   Looks like Rob Black & Extreme are at it again. Now they've convinced poor old Coffee Ron and Gia Paloma to make a mockery of the sacred vows of marriage to promote their brand of porn. I guess Rob would be okay with fans mailing in gifts (preferably cash) and otherwise making fools of themselves. It wouldn't be a whole lot different from faking a stroke and promoting a candlelight vigil by fans in your own honor, or staging an "arrest" now would it? I don't really blame Paloma or Ron- they're being played like everybody else, but enough's enough already. Besides, Longshot and Keiko tried this same stunt three years ago and nobody gave a damn- what makes this one any different? 
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#124380 - 10/17/05 01:52 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Just in case anyone missed this on LukeIsBack a few days ago:
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The Gia Paloma/Coffee Ron wedding is a total publicity stunt, as if I even needed to say that out loud.
My thoughts on Gia "Quest for Fire" Paloma are public record here. No need to rehash. As for this Coffee Ron fella, well, look at him. It may be a farce, but that guy probably needs lithium to keep the erratic behavior brought on by his extreme happiness subdued. I personally wouldn't lay pipe to Gia's gangrenous plumbing with Wankus' peter, let alone mine, but C.R. scoring with her is the equivalent of me scoring with Charlize Theron, so he's gotta be on cloud nine. Of course that's IF he's actually intimate with her.
What I really don't get is how anyone thinks that this "publicity" could possibly generate anything positive. Will Extreme sell more movies and bring in additional revenue? Of course not. Will Gia acquire a larger fan base? Of course not. If anything, it could hurt the one she already has.
It seems the only person benefiting from this arrangement is Coffee Ron.
P.S. If you type "Wankus" in a post and use spellcheck, the first suggestion that comes up to replace it is "Anus". Beautiful.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#124381 - 10/17/05 01:56 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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you know, ive seen them twice this week and they seem very happy... i say legit.
Dont know what you mean about me and keiko trying a stunt, we are married. we even have matching tattoos for crissake.
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#124382 - 10/17/05 05:32 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Dont know what you mean about me and keiko trying a stunt, we are married. we even have matching tattoos for crissake.
meh, you might actually be married now. No one cares yet.
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#124383 - 10/17/05 07:08 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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meh, you might actually be married now. No one cares yet.
will anyone ever? 
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#124385 - 10/17/05 09:49 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#124386 - 10/17/05 11:29 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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My thoughts on Gia "Quest for Fire" Paloma are public record here. No need to rehash. As for this Coffee Ron fella, well, look at him. It may be a farce, but that guy probably needs lithium to keep the erratic behavior brought on by his extreme happiness subdued. I personally wouldn't lay pipe to Gia's gangrenous plumbing with Wankus' peter, let alone mine, but C.R. scoring with her is the equivalent of me scoring with Charlize Theron, so he's gotta be on cloud nine. Of course that's IF he's actually intimate with her.
Awesome stuff...you just described the plot of another epic prehistoric film
But seriously, what has happened to Gia's grill? Can we get a list of the cutting and pasting done there?
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#124387 - 10/17/05 05:35 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Pretty lame  wedding. No one OD'ed
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#124392 - 10/18/05 08:52 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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you know, for looking unstable... hes one of the nicest guys ive met.
True dat.
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#124394 - 10/19/05 05:07 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 18
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What I really don't get is how anyone thinks that this "publicity" could possibly generate anything positive. Will Extreme sell more movies and bring in additional revenue? Of course not. Will Gia acquire a larger fan base? Of course not. If anything, it could hurt the one she already has.
WOW....we didn't realize that we wouldn't all get rich by doing this. I really thought I could sell alot more movies after this stunt. Do you really think it could hurt Gia's career? I hope Rob doesn't get mad at me when no one sends him the cash he's expecting. You guys really have me in a bind now that you've blown the lid off this scandal....I better recant all of this bullshit right away. Or maybe, just maybe, we are just two people who want to be together. I really love all of the stupid speculation and drama digging here. You don't really see anyone who knows us talking any shit, and there are plenty of them on this board. None of it makes any difference. I actually do find it hard to believe myself....fuck....I'm married to a woman that is half my age and is as hot as hell. I must be livin right!
As far as crossing me goes, you have to do alot more than talk a little shit on an anonymous board to get me in the mood to summon my evil super powers.
Longshot, Gen, and Monstar....
Thanks for your kind words.
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#124395 - 10/19/05 05:12 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ron, first off congrats to you and Gia, second don't listen to the detractors this is mostly a porn fan board and you're going to find a lot of negative stuff from some of them, for alot of different reasons. What would bother me would be someone in my own industry talking shit about me like this "Eroticist Films" guy calling me evil and shit, uncool. In fact if I were you I would try to find him at AVN, crack his skull open and feast on the goo inside.
Best of luck to you and Gia for the future. She's a hell of a girl and we all know you're a lucky guy.
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#124396 - 10/19/05 05:53 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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WOW....we didn't realize that we wouldn't all get rich by doing this. I really thought I could sell alot more movies after this stunt. Do you really think it could hurt Gia's career? I hope Rob doesn't get mad at me when no one sends him the cash he's expecting. You guys really have me in a bind now that you've blown the lid off this scandal....
This was my point, more or less. If this is in fact a publicity stunt, it's an embarrassingly stupid one. I know this "stunt talk" is 100% speculation and people (me, in particular) being jackasses, but we are talking about you and Gia, two people associated with Rob Black -- a man who's either ripped off, offended or alienated damn near everyone in the industry at one time or another. A half-brained, amateurish publicity stunt is something he's very capable of.
Good news is you're probably safe from a Rob Black ass fucking, seeing as how he'd probably end up on the business end of a chainsaw if he wronged you.
And if this is true love, well, I guess congrats and good luck are in order.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#124397 - 10/19/05 07:12 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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As far as crossing me goes, you have to do alot more than talk a little shit on an anonymous board to get me in the mood to summon my evil super powers.
Longshot, Gen, and Monstar....
Thanks for your kind words.
evil super powers are awesome!
but, no problem man, you've always been cool to me. nothing bad i can even think to say about you...
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#124398 - 10/19/05 07:26 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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As far as crossing me goes, you have to do alot more than talk a little shit on an anonymous board to get me in the mood to summon my evil super powers.
Longshot, Gen, and Monstar....
Thanks for your kind words.
evil super powers are awesome!
but, no problem man, you've always been cool to me. nothing bad i can even think to say about you...
Sounds like Coffee Ron has pinned Longshot's shoulders to the canvas a time or two. I can't blame you Longshot- if my living depended on running across Rob Black and Coffee Ron on ocassion I'd be kissing that ass, too.
But mine doesn't. And I still say this is bullshit. A setup for their new "married" line coming out.
The truth will out, and in a year there will be someone to bump this thread and give the then-current crowd of miscreants a good belly laugh.
Coffee, did Rob Black provide the "preacher" and license for the nuptials? Better check the credentials of the officiating preacher and check to see if the ink on the marriage license smudges.
Love is blind and all, but you're being played.
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#124400 - 10/25/05 01:04 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Coffee Ron,
what it's like being married to a junkie?
don't try to deny that Gia isn't a junkie. and don't say she doesn't use drugs anymore. whores who abuse drugs will ALWAYS abuse drugs. how else are they going to dull the emotional pain of taking black donkey cock in their vile, bucket-sized holes.
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#124401 - 10/25/05 01:08 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bornyo-
The Truth is-
You don't know what the fuck your talking about.
So you're saying that the marriage to Ron is what broke up Paloma and Chris Evans? Or was it something else? Might have been, since they didn't break up til a week after the "wedding"
Geesh, next thing you know Rob Black will announce he's bringing in D.B. Cooper to fuck Rosalyn Carter.
Garfields quote seems appropriate right now: "Porn- I love this stuff"
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#124402 - 10/25/05 01:47 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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RyanKnox wrote:
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A bunch of shit you'd expect from a c-list porn entity.
I can already see you'll be quite the contributor to the little fun camp we've got going here.
Just think about it Party People, Ryan Knox and Hamilton Steele under the same roof. The only way things could get better is if Jeremy Steele and Tony Sexton graced us with their presence.
P.S. Good to see you back Kyoto.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#124405 - 10/26/05 02:54 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Bornyo-
What the Fuck are you talking about?
Chris Evans is with Alana Evans you dumb shit!
Pull your head out of your ass.
Are they together so that they can use the same monogrammed luggage and towels??? 
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#124407 - 10/26/05 06:52 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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how else are they going to dull the emotional pain of taking black donkey cock in their vile, bucket-sized holes.
You know Kyoto; When you're right you're damn right. 
+1 Kyoto sure can handle a flamethrower when he wants to.
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#124408 - 10/26/05 07:06 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 18
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Coffee Ron,
what it's like being married to a junkie?
don't try to deny that Gia isn't a junkie. and don't say she doesn't use drugs anymore. whores who abuse drugs will ALWAYS abuse drugs. how else are they going to dull the emotional pain of taking black donkey cock in their vile, bucket-sized holes.
Hilarious...anyways...sucking some type of insult out of last year's headlines is pretty weak, but, it is predictable behavior from an intellectually crippled individual. There are plenty of people in and out of porn that change their destructive habits. I personally haven't taken drugs for over 20 years...and I wouldn't marry a junkie, nor would I have anything in common with one. Keep watching "AdultFYI" or "Lukeisback"....you may be able to find some other pathetic thing to say that is more recent.
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#124410 - 10/27/05 02:30 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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one of two things can happen, both unfortunate.
-she starts using again, she's a little shot-out, money's tight, you start taking phone calls from 54-year old men from doha who politely ask to buy her for another three days.
-she starts using again, more seriously, starts using needles and fucking her dealer and brings home a bundle of joy named HIV to your happy home. news of your infection is on avn for a day, people are relieved you're not talent or well-known and you're quickly forgotten after you ask for the money you're owed to pay for your treatment and get fired instead.
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#124411 - 10/27/05 05:01 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bornyo-
What the Fuck are you talking about?
Chris Evans is with Alana Evans you dumb shit!
Pull your head out of your ass.
Yeah they are, and in spite of Paloma they are back to exclusive again. Now pull your head outta Coffeerons ass and go find you a real job, boy. 
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#124414 - 10/27/05 02:18 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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OH DEAR LORD, resulting in comments towards his mom. GROW THE FUCK UP FUCKTARD....LEAVE HIS MOM OUT OF IT. SHE IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF.  
Not only is it a pathetic attempt at a flame gypsy, it's actually funny since my dear Mom is departed (God rest her soul)
I honestly believe this Ryan Knox would shove his head up the ass of a corpse, then brag about it on a message board.
This is, of course, in addition to having Dave Pounder disease.
I started this thread really just as a heads up to CoffeeRon that he was going to look foolish by going along with this latest stunt. I probably should have done that through a pm or something but looking back I'm glad I didn't because, behold in stumbles XPT's newest village idiot
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#124415 - 10/27/05 02:27 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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OH DEAR LORD, resulting in comments towards his mom. GROW THE FUCK UP FUCKTARD....LEAVE HIS MOM OUT OF IT. SHE IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF.
Not only is it a pathetic attempt at a flame gypsy, it's actually funny since my dear Mom is departed (God rest her soul)
I honestly believe this Ryan Knox would shove his head up the ass of a corpse, then brag about it on a message board.
This is, of course, in addition to having Dave Pounder disease.
I started this thread really just as a heads up to CoffeeRon that he was going to look foolish by going along with this latest stunt. I probably should have done that through a pm or something but looking back I'm glad I didn't because, behold in stumbles XPT's newest village idiot
Oh boy, he mentions in his profile that he is JOGGING W/YOUR MOM. What a schmuck. Dumb Dee Dumb Dumb. People never cease to amaze me. I find such entertainment here on XPT. I absolutely love this forum. Well except for the dick head crowd. Which there are many.
P.S. Sorry about your mom, mine will be gone 3 years in May. Truly suxxx. Especially being an only child. GRRR!!!!! 
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#124416 - 10/27/05 03:18 PM
Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Ryan, you are an imbecile...and I know you can read this. You make a living sticking your dick up the highway where most people shit every morning, yet you think that the concept of "cheese" is kinda gross. You have a fascination with other people's moms. You've got your head up the ass of Bornyo's mom, you're jogging with my mom. I think your're just infatuated with palindromes (do you hear Ryan running for his dictionary?). You're not a "Meat Puppet." Perhaps a "meat puppet." The Meat Puppets were a hardcore band from Phoenix formed in the early 80s, who had minor stardom riding the coat tails of the Gin Blossoms when discovered by Curt Cobain as he sat in Long Wong's Bar on Mill Avenue. They had talent and drive. You suck down Viagra and meth all day. Not sure why you had to edit a 3-line post. Was that getting a little too advanced for your dome? Padre, dame un favor, y callate su grande YAPPER!  
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#124418 - 10/27/05 03:57 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Cant we all just get along????
NOOO not possible Hailey, there are alot of jerk offs on here. Hey Im all for peace, or getting a piece....  but sometimes these fuckers just go above and beyond the asshole level.
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#124421 - 10/27/05 07:24 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Looks like I'm a little out of my league here.
If by "here" you mean XPT, you win the keychain sized rubiks cube for this week because you're right, dumbass.
If by "here" you mean porn valley in the category of male talent you win the jumbo size rubiks cube, because you are definitely out of your league there. That's a fucking given. You don't fucking want me to go any further on that score. In fact, I'm betting you don't sleep tonight wondering what about your pathetic attempt at a career spills out next.
Fucking mouthbreather
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#124423 - 10/27/05 08:14 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Looks like I'm a little out of my league here.
"It certainly does, Stanley." See Ryan, Laurel & Hardy were a comedy duo a long time ago, and you're probably too wasted to remember them, but they were funny.
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All though I respect the fact that the three of you got together and blew each other, the clever little retorts you came up with equate to nothing.
Not sure who the three of us are, but we evidently got a rise out of your sorry ass. Ergo... they equate to something.
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I wouldn't spend more than a second trying to make sense of your pathetic attempts to try and get a rise out of me.
You've posted quite a few responses, looks like we got you by the gonads already, pony-gurl.
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I know you FANS like to TALK a lot about porn because that's all you have going for you.It's very sad in a way.
So if it's my only thing in life, it's also all of your life, and shouldn't it be your job to cater to my wants? Do you see Jerry Seinfeld making dramas? Or George Carlin making reality shows? Pornfag...guys in porn are meant to be seen and not heard. If you think your shit is so good it doesn't stink, please work in the biz for more than 10 years before you start getting high and mighty over your status. Otherwise you are a hired dick. Nada mas.
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For all of you idiots that think that shit talking about someone's dead mom is out of line on a porn site that is designed for shit talking then you can all go and fuck your own moms.
See, you're obsessed with moms.
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#124424 - 10/27/05 08:31 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Willie, et.al. Don't waste any more of your time with this fucker. First of all, this is what you're dealing with, from Pamela Peaks Site:
Look fast, that needle dick hardon won't last long. It never does.
As if that wasn't enough, I decided to do this just to see what would happen between someone supposedly making a living on his name by fucking and somebody who made up a fucking name to get a laugh. If the link dies try "ryan knox" with quotes and bornyo.
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
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#124426 - 10/27/05 09:23 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you know what happens to people like you when they get old ryan? you've already crossed that invisible line where the ink and the "i don't give a fuck" posturing crosses from mtv-extra to broken drifter on work-release mopping floors with no healthcare, no desirability to women, and basically no future. sumner redstone is badass, being the aging green-day roadieguy isn't. i bet sumner's killing an entire pod of northern right whales right now with james bond-villan death-rays and rolling around in their flesh, can you do that?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#124427 - 10/27/05 09:29 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Jesus Christ, if someone's reduxing Hamilton Steele, you've got me beat. Life really is more inherently hateful than art. And what the fuck is this... this thing growing on his chest? Is that mildew, gangrene, or is this guy Patient X for some new cross-species STD? Jesus Christ! Just put the peanut butter a few inches higher next time and have the dog lick that off.
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#124428 - 10/28/05 06:31 AM
fight
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#124429 - 10/28/05 12:35 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 18
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We will continue to perform as Coffee Ron/Gia Paloma. I have no idea what other people do or if there is a standard practice.
As far as the Ryan issue goes...all I can say is, no matter how you guys insult him, Gia, myself, or any other performer, the fact is, You TALK about what we DO. Your pathetic rants are dependant on us, and people like us. Without us, you're left trying to pose as some super cool guy trying to lie your way into a date on some really lame dating site, hoping to get a little closer to "Verla from Farmington" in a "private chat session", or cruising the local malls and high schools looking for something to give you a rise so you can hurry home and jerk off.
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#124430 - 10/28/05 12:54 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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well, i havent made an official announcement yet... but since about when Kei and i got our tattoos we got our license and today in a private ceremony. We also are doing a kind of public thing with some friends sunday.
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#124431 - 10/28/05 01:05 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
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that's because some of us have no desire to DO what you DO, but you're entertaining to TALK about and WATCH like RING-TAILED LEMURS at the local ZOO. if they had a movie that was purely footage of trains wrecking, i'd watch that too.
so what's it like, going to dinner and knowing the mexican busboys are looking at your wife and silently thinking in their best tony montana voice saying "choo so POLLUTED"?
the first section is a statement. please answer "true" if accurate, "false" if not:
the woman i plan to spend the rest of my life with is restricted from areas she could leech into sources of groundwater, cause algae blooms and kill native fish and species
(T/F}
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#124433 - 10/28/05 02:07 PM
Smiling Arab I'm onto you
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Fuck it, that's it. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Come on out Smiling Arab, you already got half the users with washed up loser hsteele. Now you're punking the rest of us as a two-bit never-was RyanKnox. I feel so foolish for thinking anyone who actually looked and typed like that would be posting in public. 
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#124438 - 10/28/05 07:09 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Jamesn..."Whoremaster"...ummm...I'm truely tired of the tennis match with you. You can say what you want, I KNOW that you spend hours upon hours on the "Porn Boards". It's not anything like the zoo, where people visit once or twice per year. It's your Obsession. I've been on this ride before with you, and in doing a little search, found that many others have been as well. It's sad that the only way you can get attention is on a board like this. I'd like to offer my friendship to you, perhaps I can help you to get out and meet some people, maybe even help you get a life, outside of your "pretend porn insider" persona. It must really hurt to try to argue with someone who fucks all of the girls that you can only fantasize about while you beat your meat. I'm here for you buddy. I'm willing to listen about all the torment you feel from being a loser all of your life. Stop lashing out, the healing process can only begin when we identify the problem, which is within you.
Your new friend,
Coffee
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#124439 - 10/28/05 10:19 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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N.B.-in the future, you probably don't want to read to much into the titles like "whoremaster" although you're certainly an adt regular and i'm sure at least half of the brandon irons alternate id's are indeed brandon irons.
as to what the fuck i'm doing being unpleasant on porn boards--i've asked myself that more than once. my life doesn't really lend itself to complaint, it's actually a good one in the scheme of things. truth is, it's fun to be an anon. prick, i've got a lifelong commitment to mischeif and unfortunately for you, porn's about the most-surreal place to focus on. i can't pursue any of the things i enjoy in ten minutes taking a break from work and the person in my life's a plane flight away. you won't catch me spending much more than fifteen minutes checking here, adt, luke, whatever and that includes posting. avoiding capitalization saves time too.
i watch very little porn, the industry's much more entertaining and totally-foreign to anything or anyone i've known. and for the most part, i feel fortunate to not be around it, which is why it's exactly like a zoo. you're the animals, the web's the cage, i get to stare at you and talk about you.
i peg you as a gorilla. i'm just one of those guys who loves to tap on the glass and watch you bare your teeth and slam your head into the plexiglass seperating us. it's kinda sick, but it's better than just watching in peace as you eat the fleas you find on yourself.
thanks for the offer of friendship--maybe if you didn't choke and shitbeat 18-year olds for a living or get angry when another man can't ejaculate in timely fashion i'd find it a more appealing gesture. some degenerates are funny, you're just creepy and shameful, i'll respectfully decline.
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#124440 - 10/29/05 05:25 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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N.B.-in the future, you probably don't want to read to much into the titles like "whoremaster" although you're certainly an adt regular and i'm sure at least half of the brandon irons alternate id's are indeed brandon irons.
as to what the fuck i'm doing being unpleasant on porn boards--i've asked myself that more than once. my life doesn't really lend itself to complaint, it's actually a good one in the scheme of things. truth is, it's fun to be an anon. prick, i've got a lifelong commitment to mischeif and unfortunately for you, porn's about the most-surreal place to focus on. i can't pursue any of the things i enjoy in ten minutes taking a break from work and the person in my life's a plane flight away. you won't catch me spending much more than fifteen minutes checking here, adt, luke, whatever and that includes posting. avoiding capitalization saves time too.
i watch very little porn, the industry's much more entertaining and totally-foreign to anything or anyone i've known. and for the most part, i feel fortunate to not be around it, which is why it's exactly like a zoo. you're the animals, the web's the cage, i get to stare at you and talk about you.
i peg you as a gorilla. i'm just one of those guys who loves to tap on the glass and watch you bare your teeth and slam your head into the plexiglass seperating us. it's kinda sick, but it's better than just watching in peace as you eat the fleas you find on yourself.
thanks for the offer of friendship--maybe if you didn't choke and shitbeat 18-year olds for a living or get angry when another man can't ejaculate in timely fashion i'd find it a more appealing gesture. some degenerates are funny, you're just creepy and shameful, i'll respectfully decline.
....outstanding reply 
I was going to say something, especially when the topic was broached on the eternal non-debate of "Losers who dont get laid" versus "The porn people who get paid to get laid" ...
The hypocrisy and self-serving self-awareness of some in this "Industry" is really the most amusing thing about all this, even more so than your zoo analogy (which is totally spot on ... I was thinking along the lines of Car-Wreck Syndrome, where you cant stop looking or talking about what you see, but thats too bloody....Zoo's are cool cuz animals fuck in zoos and sometimes you get to see that too.)
The best thing about XPT, and the people behind it, is no one here takes themselves too seriously nor makes what they do anything more than it really is.
And as for Coffeeron's conscience-assuaging weakass justification/defensive reaction to James, well all I can say is when you have money and are independent (and even physically fucked up) the opportunity to get laid all you want isn't missing...it's simply a vicarious extension of having people work for you to watch other's fuck while I spend my time and money on important things, like Playstation 2s or Sam Adams Light. And if I choose to pay a chick for services rendered, it's not a validation of her life's path or career choice, I am simply doing what the fuck I want when I want ...because I can.
And fucking... Gia Paloma?? (see zoo analogy above).... whenever you want is 1/2 step above me jerking off to my favorite porn chick of the moment, so it's really nothing to prance up and down about and scream "My Life's choices are Validated!!! YESSS! They are watching and talking about me!!!" Isn't that why you film the depravity you do in the first place???
**SOMEONE find that Gia Paloma Pic that recently came up where she looks like Helena Bonham Carter's Character in Planet of the Apes without the Ape Costume....***
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#124441 - 10/29/05 10:30 AM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Willie D-
That's Kurt Cobain with a 'K'
The "Meat Puppets" suck!
"Meat Puppet," is also an industry term to describe one who gets laid a lot for money.
Key, ya got me on Kurt...you Miriam Webster you.
As for the Meat Puppets, I find it speaks to your mental abilities when you refer to ourself with a name you seem to dislike so much.
As for it being an "industry term," I searched both here and ADT. The term "meat puppet" came up here abut 14 times (excluding this thread) in 170,000 or so posts. At ADT it came up once in over 680,000 or so posts (they like to quote and bump a lot.) Doesn't sound to common to me. Maybe it's just a secret code word among the guys, right, like a limp-dicked Skull and Bones Society?
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#124445 - 10/29/05 03:26 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Cryin': I've been drinking...won't stop until Sunday evening. Then I will go back to an office job underwriting the money that employs the people who buy your bad porn. I'll also be sober and lucid then. You, however, have been sober all along. Your intellectual deficiencies will continue. So spell away, and what is yooze take on my "meat puppet" response? You didn't seem to be willing to address that. And I've already entered you the in XPT male porn star bitch-slapping contest. I'm guessing Everhard will dispose of you in ground one.
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#124446 - 10/29/05 04:12 PM
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#124448 - 10/30/05 04:55 PM
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qft. tax evasion, huh? Quote:
You're all too clever for me.
You win.
I see now that I'm no match for your incredible will to sustain the justification of your existence or roll in this debate.
I will officially retire from porn and go get a real job.
A job that takes taxes out of my check.
A job that pays me once every two weeks.
A job where I have to wear a name tag.
A job that I have to get up really early for and work 40 hours a week at.
Oh, wait a minute, that's you guys!
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#124449 - 10/30/05 06:41 PM
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#124450 - 10/30/05 06:54 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Independent Contractor?
Come on Morbid, don't waste your first xpt post in months. Here we have a certified loser - an inflatable bozo punching clown with sand in the base so he keeps popping back up and that's all you can come up with?
Go ahead and get it out man, opportunities like this don't come around very often.
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#124452 - 10/30/05 08:02 PM
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Registered: 07/06/05
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who cares?
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#124453 - 10/30/05 10:27 PM
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I swear to ya, it ain't me. I mean, making a pseudo-ID out of a human hamhock requires standing on the razor's edge of absurdity, and no one could try to be this fucking stupid and get away with it.
Seriously, man, you might laugh with your buddies when you've concealed your deformity under the orange vest and you're picking up shit on the side of the road, but I have friends in LA county. There's probably a whole fucking colony of raccoons living in that patch of green smegma on your chest.
For the love of God, tell Pamela to get you another booking with the Leathermen Society, scrape together a few bucks from recycled cans, whatever, and get that fucking pustule lanced.
Or maybe you could glue the falsies back on? I'm just trying to come up with ideas here.
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#124454 - 10/30/05 10:38 PM
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who cares?
Holy Shit, 49 fucking posts and this is the best you could come up with? The QUEEN OF FUCKING ENGLAND cares, does that make you feel better, peaches?
I'm sorry, new guy, but to sit with your fucking dork in one hand and a life-like Tony Montana asshole in the other, reading through posts, thinking "Ahh, who care?"
... And then you stop. You hit reply. You type out "Who care?"
... You have the opportunity to preview your message. You avail yourself of this opportunity. And you are so fucking satisfied with this monument to your own goddamned uselessness that you smile and hit "continue"...
... And now it's here, where the whole world can read. "Dane" wonders "Who care?" How about this, honey: Sit the fuck down and don't speak until you're spoken to--is that an answer to your question?
Jesus Christ, if we need any more shit from you, I'll just squeeze your little pinhead, okay? We'll somehow get by without your participation in the future. It'll be agony, always looking over our shoulder, wondering what "Dane," our loquatious commentator on XPT thinks about our taunts of a diseased maggot of a porn doofus, but we'll somehow survive without it, okay?
Seriously, go fuck yourself, you pathetic fucking hand-whore. Mike Meatmaster posts everywhere else but here. Go find him and Smartt and pop the cork on your new Vanilla Almond bottle of hand creme.
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#124455 - 10/31/05 03:59 AM
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who cares?
Holy Shit, 49 fucking posts and this is the best you could come up with? The QUEEN OF FUCKING ENGLAND cares, does that make you feel better, peaches?
I'm sorry, new guy, but to sit with your fucking dork in one hand and a life-like Tony Montana asshole in the other, reading through posts, thinking "Ahh, who care?"
... And then you stop. You hit reply. You type out "Who care?"
... You have the opportunity to preview your message. You avail yourself of this opportunity. And you are so fucking satisfied with this monument to your own goddamned uselessness that you smile and hit "continue"...
... And now it's here, where the whole world can read. "Dane" wonders "Who care?" How about this, honey: Sit the fuck down and don't speak until you're spoken to--is that an answer to your question?
Jesus Christ, if we need any more shit from you, I'll just squeeze your little pinhead, okay? We'll somehow get by without your participation in the future. It'll be agony, always looking over our shoulder, wondering what "Dane," our loquatious commentator on XPT thinks about our taunts of a diseased maggot of a porn doofus, but we'll somehow survive without it, okay?
Seriously, go fuck yourself, you pathetic fucking hand-whore. Mike Meatmaster posts everywhere else but here. Go find him and Smartt and pop the cork on your new Vanilla Almond bottle of hand creme.
who cares?
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#124457 - 10/31/05 03:06 PM
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Registered: 02/17/05
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It's great, isn't it?
I have no idea why he's bragging against the mundaneness of being an employee vs an independent contractor rather than the usual boning hundreds of chicks but the lines are there.
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#124459 - 01/03/06 05:09 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
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In case anyone was wondering where we got Ryan Knox- he showed up in this thread, toting Coffee Rons water and wiping up his cum. He's been editing three line posts from day one.
I hear we'll be getting some news on the marriage front. Wonder if its a baby or a "divorce"?
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#124460 - 01/03/06 06:55 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
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The anniversary of Gia's "non-OD" at AEE is coming up this weekend. You remember that. The non-OD where she wasn't taken away in an non-ambulance to a non-hospital where she's didn't have her stomach pumped. She'll celebrate by passing the torch on to another strung out whore. The arc of a whores porn life:  --> -->  -->  -->  -->  -->  -->  -->  --> 
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#124462 - 01/03/06 08:39 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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BornHo makes 2cunt look smartt.
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I own you-
Edited by RyanKnox (01/03/06 11:13 AM)
You're about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. You've made all of us shine since the day you showed up.
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#124463 - 01/03/06 10:41 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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You're about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. You've made all of us shine since the day you showed up.
Ryan for a guy who thinks we are just the dumb general population you sure seem unable to stop defending yourself to us. I guess between mom and dad handing you loans they never taught you keeping your mouth shut might get you farther in life then flapping your yap and flexing your badly tattooed pecs at everyone. By coming back here again and again defending yourself over and over you've proven every point we have made right. If you had instead laughed the shit off and made an offhand witty comment I wouldn't have thought twice about you. Your a spastic turd. Consider yourself lucky at this point you don't have to have a job at some shitty retail outlet because they would fire your ass two days into it for being a complete loudmouth fuck up. As for Gia Paloma and Coffee Ron my rants are dependent on you, but they are only possible because you do such stupid fucking things. 
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#124465 - 01/03/06 11:43 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Chickenboy-
I must really piss you off because evrytime I write a scentence, you have to come back with a whole paragraph.
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#124466 - 01/05/06 10:23 PM
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Cage Alumni Gia Paloma is in the news at AEE again this year, this time for keeping her act together. A pornwhore just cant get a break. Read it Here
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#124467 - 01/05/06 10:26 PM
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pitiful ryan. not pitiful in the "failed and weak attempt" sense-pitiful in the sense watching you vs. willie was like a down-syndrome kid locking his arms outstretched like windmill blades and flailing at his special-olympics soccer coach screaming his while making retarded-sounds somewhere in between weeping and anger after his team lost and he can't understand why. you're an ugly man-a man with little intelligence and a small prick-right now as you sit here as c-list male talent being that abortion-cantidate i compared you to and fighting futiley for your pride on a message board.......this is it. your life has peaked, it's not going to get better, and the near future holds another few years until the phone stops ringing, you can't afford a new script for cialis. then you move on to a few years of desperately hustling handjobs like the ruined dirk diggler at the end of boogie nights. just without the huge dick. when crying yourself to sleep after another night in the parking lots of highway plazas gets too oppressive---then comes the mop. and it'll be transient-mopping, never even having your own coveralls, you'll be wearing hand-me-downs so continously you'll even think your own name is jose until you think back on the mediocrity that was your porn career and mutter in typical janitorial fashion under your breath "i'm ryan knox, i'm ryan knox, everybody wants to be me-yeah, 'cuz they're not a stud like ryan knox".
i was funny, like twice, sorry ryan.
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