when you don,t feel right dressing up and going out on the town for fun.

when a guy talk to you and all you hear is: blah,blah,blah,blah,300 bucks,blah,blah,blah.

when you call 5 inch heels my comfortable shoes.

when you taking a piss and a old condom falls out a week later,after you accused a dude for trying to fuck you raw.