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For the record, The day I was born, my inner child was already 12-1/2 and sneaking peeks at his grandfathers Porn mags and doing shots from his whiskey jug marked 'XX'....



This is what happens when children aren't breastfed until the age of 14, like I was. Why were your parents so negligent? And people wonder why America's students turn their high schools into free fire zones.