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#123982 - 10/14/05 04:02 PM is daburglar dr.claw?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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he doesn't move around a lot, yet it's unclear where he is in the country at any given moment. he sits in a chair, went to the most prestigious university in the world and doesn't seem to do much during the day, what gives? i say he's doctor claw.
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#123983 - 10/14/05 07:21 PM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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Registered: 07/04/05
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HEY dont say shit about the Burglar....

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#123984 - 10/14/05 07:31 PM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.


I don't think Burglar currently looks like Dr.Claw, but maybe after a few decades...

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#123985 - 10/14/05 07:34 PM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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what's wrong with being dr. claw?
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#123986 - 10/14/05 07:35 PM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Yup, here he his about to rub one out . . .

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#123987 - 10/14/05 08:25 PM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
Steph Offline
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Registered: 10/14/05
Posts: 53
Loc: Mayhem is a proxy server away!
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what's wrong with being dr. claw?




Dr.Claw is fine, but by teasing Da Burglar, you are making fun of a differently-abled person and potentially damaging his inner child's self-esteem .

You should appreciate how offensive this is to an infinitely enlightened, sensitive, intelligent, and humble person, like myself.

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#123988 - 10/14/05 08:30 PM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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he doesn't move around a lot, yet it's unclear where he is in the country at any given moment. he sits in a chair, went to the most prestigious university in the world and doesn't seem to do much during the day, what gives? i say he's doctor claw.




I'm not about to knock DaB. I used to work with a para-code writer. This guy could down a bottle of vodka and go right back to work doing wheelies down the hallway.

And damn you Burglar...I had pics ready of Ernie doing Bert...Bert doing Ernie...Ernie and Bert doing Big Bird and Elmo...Ernie and Bert doing the Ambiguously Gay Duo...dammit!



Edited by Willie D Perv (10/14/05 08:37 PM)

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#123989 - 10/15/05 01:21 AM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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Registered: 01/02/05
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I cant think of the name, but what the fuck was the name of the villain played by Kenneth Branagh in Wild Wild West? He had a cool wheelchair....


Hey seriously folks, first and foremost for those who think of rushing to my defense, its an XPT unwritten rule, NO ONE defends cripples, especially me.

But no defense is needed, Jamesn asks some perfectly VALID questions, to which there are no VALID answers...

...While I am on vacation let everyone postulate their theories, start a few polls, speculate which porn chicks I am having hot wheelchair-and-handicap-shower sex with (besides hailey young), speculate in fact whether I even can have sex or if I am really just like Larry Flynt, and most of all try and figure out what drugs I am on or if I am merely 'High on Life'...and when I get back (if I get back) we'll see where we are at.

Anyone need to get in touch with me contact Mandy Taylor, who has my 'alt.batsignal' which lights up the sky with this:



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#123990 - 10/15/05 01:27 AM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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Registered: 01/02/05
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what's wrong with being dr. claw?




Dr.Claw is fine, but by teasing Da Burglar, you are making fun of a differently-abled person and potentially damaging his inner child's self-esteem .






For the record, The day I was born, my inner child was already 12-1/2 and sneaking peeks at his grandfathers Porn mags and doing shots from his whiskey jug marked 'XX'....
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#123991 - 10/15/05 05:48 AM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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#123992 - 10/15/05 09:59 AM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
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Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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heheheheh




Hey Mandy, What's with the clothes?

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#123993 - 10/15/05 11:49 AM Re: is daburglar dr.claw?
Steph Offline
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Registered: 10/14/05
Posts: 53
Loc: Mayhem is a proxy server away!
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For the record, The day I was born, my inner child was already 12-1/2 and sneaking peeks at his grandfathers Porn mags and doing shots from his whiskey jug marked 'XX'....




This is what happens when children aren't breastfed until the age of 14, like I was. Why were your parents so negligent? And people wonder why America's students turn their high schools into free fire zones.

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