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Well it seems we got a real Sherlock Holmes here on the board. I don't know what kind of pipe he's been smoking, but maybe he should consider another blend of whatever it is he puts in it.



Good one dude, I'll take that advice to heart.

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A stupid FBI agent shot a hole in my fucking floor, while my housekeeper and handyman were here to hear the blast, and see one of their agents come running and hyperventilating down the stairs.



Just clarify what you said to AVN, Sport: did this shotgun really go through six layers of 3/4" plywood plus a floor joist over 2" thick, narrowly missing your slacker, late to work editors desk?