Anyone know if Satan has ESPN in Hell?

cuz after looking at this shit, and laughing my ass off and actually, momentarily fantasizing about nailing an EARLY stage still-hot-crackwhore, I know I will be spending many football seasons in his accomodations.....

Here's a blurb of text from the site..., I cant bring myself to copy the pic to my harddrive:
** 8 Months Pregnant Karen **
"Crack will run you ragged" Karen has pneumonia and is 8 months pregnant. She wanted some dope so bad, that she refused medical attention to hit the streets to score. She is a total junkie, addicted to crack AND heroin. Enter the DNA lottery to guess who's the Daddy because your guess is as good as hers! Karen is a full service whore, taking it in all three holes. The grand finale is her sucking the ass juice off my cock! Now that's not sinking to a new low, it is plummeting.