Yea "boytoy" is really my Boy Toy. Weird I know. But it amuses me enough to know that he's cool to come here and chat like a bunch of wild horses with the rest of us degenerates.

I only put boyfriends on skates and shove them onto 101 freeway traffic if they betray me, use me or lie to me even cheat. Well I guess it wouldn't be a boyfriend anymore now would it? It'd be road kill, hhahahaha!!!

So yea, hears a heads up guys... if yer girlfriend is being nice and tries to con you into skates to go for a nice stroll out in the outside world, you should review your guilty acts and see if she's really just silently planning your demise. Something to think about.

Mwah ha ha ha ha