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#123259 - 10/10/05 02:19 PM
Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Keri's like a big name, right? Adored by hundreds? Why? Here's some of my observation after watching this avn video interview (far right):1. The shape of her head leads me to believe she spent an excessive amount of time in a wind tunnel as a toddler. 2. She appears to have a lazy eye, if it's not altogether asleep. 3. The East L.A. Chica eyebrows are hideous, and since they're trimmed so high, they only enhance the jacked up eye. 4. She has a big nose (insert obligatory Padova joke here), which I believe has actually been trimmed back since apparently she's had extensive plastic surgery, even before porn. Keep trimming. 5. She dyed her hair brown. A real trailblazer that one. Maybe as a blonde she could pull off the "Mona Lisa - Good from afar but far from good" look. Now, not so much. Okay, now it's your turn. Tell why you think she's hot or not. Or if you're a really lazy bastard, just contribute to the poll.
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#123260 - 10/10/05 03:11 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#123261 - 10/10/05 04:45 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#123262 - 10/10/05 06:24 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I think shes hot. I mean shit, If I can beat off to Michael Jackson in the Thriller video, I sure as hell could put it on Keri Sable.
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#123263 - 10/10/05 07:13 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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As much as this will seems beside the point, I can't do much with Kerri cause she's dumb as a sack of hammers. She was O.K. before she got too many scenes under her belt, but now she's just another skinny, stupid cum guzzling whore. It's like ashley, years ago. She was hot when she was new, depraved and looked a bit innocent, but now it's just too many hours under hand-held lights with cock bouncing off her chin. 
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#123264 - 10/10/05 09:56 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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As much as this will seems beside the point, I can't do much with Kerri cause she's dumb as a sack of hammers. She was O.K. before she got too many scenes under her belt, but now she's just another skinny, stupid cum guzzling whore.
It's like ashley, years ago. She was hot when she was new, depraved and looked a bit innocent, but now it's just too many hours under hand-held lights with cock bouncing off her chin.
I have never been the same since I saw her in "Cum-filled asshole overload"....That set me so far back morally I have been trying to claw my way back up out of the abyss but to no avail. Seeing that doe-eyed blond bimbette from Buffalo (originally), all of 19 years old, having 5 dicks in succession inject her rectal cavity with ball snot while she had her head turned towards the camera smiling, then seeing her shit it into a saucer then drink it...well, that was the end of it. NEXT! I mean where the fuck can it go from there?
....cue CAOH and his  post
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#123267 - 10/11/05 09:22 AM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Keri sable is hot because she fits into the categories that people view as hot, so its not like shes hot based on her beauty its because she qualifies in enough of the hot categories to officially be considered hot. good skin blonde hair tight body under 25 nice smile although she is at the bottom of the acceptable level of each the fact that she fits into all 5 qualifies her, if that makes sense, and lazy eyes are sexy. 
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#123268 - 10/11/05 09:59 AM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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So technically hot, but practically not?
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#123269 - 10/11/05 03:48 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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I bet if keri had a hard cock between her legs Random all of the sudden would find her more attractive.
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#123271 - 10/11/05 05:01 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I voted Hot but that is for her gonzo days only.
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#123272 - 10/11/05 05:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i've long maintained she looks like a little green man or that horrible painting of someone howling/screaming.i'm still in the "not" camp.
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#123275 - 10/11/05 08:45 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I'm not one of these people who is anti boob job or plastic surgery, I just think it should be tastefully done. Monica Sweetheart had a nose job and it made all the difference in the world. She's absolutely stunning.
I don't know what Keri looked like before, and she may look better now, but there's something way off with her grill and I think it's because she's had so much plastic surgery at such a young age.
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#123279 - 10/12/05 11:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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When I first saw her I was hopeful, but the proof is in the pudding, or lack of it . . .
Some porn whores pull loads from me before I can say "you're a nasty bitch now spread your anus."
But I could recite that over and over until a KS scene is done before any gaga goo is secreted.
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#123281 - 10/12/05 01:42 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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She still looks good to Me 
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#123282 - 10/12/05 04:54 PM
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Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
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Attachments
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Edited by John West Fan (10/12/05 05:42 PM)
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#123283 - 10/12/05 04:59 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Registered: 01/12/05
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The only thing that keeps me from vomiting every time I see J.W.F's avatar is thinking/hoping J.W.F may actually be a girl. That's all I can really do.
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#123284 - 10/12/05 05:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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no shit, although the last picture he posted was quite possibly the LEAST homoerotic one he's ever posted. i'm probably missing the giant black penis oozing semen hidden in the background somewhere.
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#123285 - 10/13/05 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I love john west fan regardless of its sex. Deep down im always hoping its brandon irons, the black penis fascination is a clear giveaway if it is. Bishop, hide the dicks, the iron pervert is coming.
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#123286 - 10/13/05 04:39 PM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
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The only thing that keeps me from vomiting every time I see J.W.F's avatar is thinking/hoping J.W.F may actually be a girl. That's all I can really do.
Yet, the avatars of Melissa Lauren puking or the one that shows mustard colored shit blowing out of some fat girls ass....those get no reaction whatsoever...
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#123287 - 10/13/05 04:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yet, the avatars of Melissa Lauren puking or the one that shows mustard colored shit blowing out of some fat girls ass....those get no reaction whatsoever...
Sure they did, I laughed my ass off when I saw them.
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#123289 - 10/14/05 11:31 AM
Re: Keri Sable - Hot or Not?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Hate to change the subject of Melissa puking .....but I was surprised to hear that Keri Sable escorts too? I mean...I know a lot of porn girls escort but I thought Keri was in the big league with Wicked now? Here's the link: http://las-vegas-escorts.worldclassplaymates.com/escorts/ent055.html
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#123290 - 10/14/05 11:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Hate to change the subject of Melissa puking .....but I was surprised to hear that Keri Sable escorts too?
I mean...I know a lot of porn girls escort but I thought Keri was in the big league with Wicked now? Here's the link:
http://las-vegas-escorts.worldclassplaymates.com/escorts/ent055.html
hmmm they also have Jeannie Rivers listed as Jennifer and it's a really old picture too.
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#123294 - 10/14/05 04:42 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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It very well could be legit, I really don't know much about particular agencies, but do you think Wicked would be happy with Keri openly escorting? I would think that could be grounds for the termination of her contract. That's why I assumed if she did escort, she would be as incognito as possible.
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#123296 - 10/15/05 01:18 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 10/13/05
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i think keri sable is real hot its a shame she signed with wicked and wont be doing hardcore gonzo no more. my only problem with her is shes just abit to skinny.. its mostly her arms that bug me there so boney
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#123297 - 10/16/05 03:20 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/05/05
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i like her for the fact shes so innocent looking. But then shell go and take 3 pops right in the ass as slurp it up afterwards. Gotta give her credit so many these other diva bitches wont even come close. We need more CREAMPIES MORE I TELL YOU
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