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Not, but I'd still drill her because it's better than putting peanut butter on my cock and letting the neighbor's dog lick it off.

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True story: In high school 1987, we had a 16 yr old kid with awful acne and a huge adams apple that would regail us during study hall with tales of depravity. On several occasions we heard how his German Shepherd would lick Miracle Whip off his dick, but wouldn't touch Real Mayonaise.

By the way, it took me 18 years to remember that again, thank you Random for jarring that piece of nostalgia from the ball of twine that is now my memory.....



...the ironic shitty thing is, I actually prefer Miracle Whip to Mayo....