Keri's like a big name, right? Adored by hundreds? Why?

Here's some of my observation after watching this avn video interview (far right):

1. The shape of her head leads me to believe she spent an excessive amount of time in a wind tunnel as a toddler.

2. She appears to have a lazy eye, if it's not altogether asleep.

3. The East L.A. Chica eyebrows are hideous, and since they're trimmed so high, they only enhance the jacked up eye.

4. She has a big nose (insert obligatory Padova joke here), which I believe has actually been trimmed back since apparently she's had extensive plastic surgery, even before porn. Keep trimming.

5. She dyed her hair brown. A real trailblazer that one. Maybe as a blonde she could pull off the "Mona Lisa - Good from afar but far from good" look. Now, not so much.

Okay, now it's your turn. Tell why you think she's hot or not. Or if you're a really lazy bastard, just contribute to the poll.