Butt?erFace
It definitely can be said after viewing this that Butt'erfaces are in the eye of the beholder. Now, Gia Regency has this enigmatic European edge to her face, but she looks definitely do-able here wearing a tight leather top, white platforms and panties up the ass like the tasty trashy hooker in the trailer next door. Director Dick's camera genius is delightfully revealed here as he gets the most of her choice ass-flesh in doggy plugging with the camera looking down on her gorgeous gluteus POV-style. Take notes you wanna-be porn Kubricks, this is exactly how doggy style needs to be captured. Admittedly, I usually fast forward past Gia, but I was riveted to her this time. It's a totally ironic scene because if you don't dig her face you gotta love that bountiful butt. Now I thought Summer Luv was kinda hot dressed like a cute schoolgirl slut in red platform pumps and she didn't fit the bill as a woofer in my book. Looks like Max Hardcore broke her in right and she throws down a nasty fuck that taints any innocence that may linger in her demeanor. Since I'm no longer guzzling Natural Ice like there's no tomorrow you can't blame my opinions here on beer goggles, but on the contrary that shit helped make the porn truth crystal clear to me.
I heard from Grip that there has been some debate on who or who isn't Butt'erface here, but there's a unanimous consensus on Frankie LaRue, the gap-toothed bim depicted on the box cover. She has a killer bod though and that 's enough for most dudes, so what the fuck? Finally, Aimee Tyler is a totally lame plain jane that I can't make any excuses for. Closing this out I must state that most porn addicts are total dorks, so I guess it's the pot calling kettle black afterall. Take a look in the mirror, igor.