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Heard from Genesis over the weekend that she is a single woman again, I guess her wedding plans fell though. One of you eligible bachelor's need to snag her up while she's still available.

Malice




(gets out a rock and a bottle of Nefazadone, cues Kurtis Blow...)

You say last week you met the perfect guy,
And he promised you the stars in the sky,
He said his Cadillac was gold,
But he didn't say it was ten years old,
He took you out to the Red Coach grill,
But he forgot the cash and you paid the bill,
And he told you the story of his life,
But he forgot the part about--his wife! Huh! Huh!
Well, these are the breaks!