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hey phlog, when shall i expect your arrival at the safari? just give me a day's notice, so i can clean the chicken mcnuggets out of the minivan before i pick you up at the airport.



I guessed you'd want Christmas with the kids, so I volunteered to work Christmas at the lab. The guy who otherwise would work just had a kid and I wouldn't want him to spend the baby's first Christmas at work. I hope this doesn't mean I'm going soft.

Just to be safe, you should send me some homemade porn pics of yourself, so I can discreetly jack off under my labcoat.