OK...time to clean up the laptop, it's been a while.

Whadda we got here? Some old Winmedia files...that Bukkake Boy audition vid...those Baby Doll pictures I was gonna airbrush into a donkey...cartoon squirrel with a stimata of the eye...and...what's this?

Holy crap...it's that trailer of New Wave Hookers 2 that I downloaded from XPT. Yeah, I remember that: the biggest waste of 20 megs of bandwidth ever created. I've never had a more boring 1:26 of porn since all the Kay Parker dialogue setup in Taboo. WTF is this movie about, alterna-skanks who sit around and talk on the phone about smut? I liked that better the first time...when it was called phone sex. It's a damn porno---show me guys fucking porn whores, blow jobs, prolapsed rectums, something other than a voice test pattern.

Really, you should never have made a trailer about this piece. Now everyone can see how worthless alt porn really is. And who puts out video files in .mov? Didn't Steve Jobs and Mike Wozniak lose that battle long ago?

But now it's right where it belongs...in the virtual round file gettin' a digital Cleveland Steamer.

NWH2 = poor movie, need to be wearing a beret and on to like it, no value whatsoever. Ebert: thumb down, Siskel: decomposing thumb down.