You're fraying around the edges, Steph. Not trolling? What are you trying to accomplish by abandoning your little Hobbiton of political correctness? Come to think of it, those beedy eyes and thin lips of yours remind me of Frodo Baggins. You don't happen to be the father of Bridgette's cocaine child, are you? You seem to have accepted my logic that you will be a horrible mother to anything but a baked potato grown in a drikning glass, and I guess you're rather let the water run down anyway.

A strong whore? You? Ha! You wouldn't survive 10 minutes in the real world with your fifth estate pretend lesbianism. I saw countless whores like you in college profess their undying love to the cause of gayness, only to come home to the daddy-dick after learning that the hair pie might taste good a few times, there's nothing like a good old American dick gagging the back of your throat. Look what good pussy-eating didfor Junior Soprano.

I'd gladly indulge your deep desire to be among the cool crowd, the "whores"...if you'd kindly put a cellophane bag over your face and breathe deeply. GNN.