Now really, almost-woman, it's not good form to get emotional when you're trolling.

Steph, you're secretly jealous of the XPT guys not referring to you as a "whore" in that endearing sort of way we're accustomed to over here. You thought your BA in She-Male Studies from Fullerton State would show everyone how advanced and sophisticated you were, especially when running that second-banana website. Instead you're fuming in your own self-humiliation when better-looking whores like Melissa Lauren (who makes way more money than you) don't mind being called a good little whore (which she is). It's a total affront to you womynhood and you resent yourself for buying into it. I suspect you also resent your parents for not giving you sufficiently good DNA to perform in front of the smut lens; forced instead to lay on the fringes, a porn troglodyte.

But you're still inextricably connected to porn, and those Chinese and Romanian adoption agencies will laugh you out of their sight, accusing you (without even really knowing you) of guaranteeing a degenerate lifestyle for the would-be adoptee.

Sure, you'll rant about going Lorena Bobbitt on someone, you'll pretend to be the bulldyke, but we all know it's just a ruse to mask you own self-hatred. You're an insufficient woman, an insufficient web personality, and and overly emotional troll.