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Ooh, did I strike a nerve, Steph? No estrogen = no motherly instincts, you'll be a horrible candidate for adoption, not even considering your chose field of work.




I have all the "motherly instinct" I need. I know that when I'm not feeding or wiping ass, I can plant my child in front of the tv or, when older, the internet and pretty much do whatever I want. Between the internet and daycare, kids pretty much parent themselves.

As for "my line of work" - I'm a Businesswoman! I'm Lee Iacocca in heels or Bill Gates with a sequined purse. I'm way better than them, and their genitals don't hemmorhage blood one week per month.

My "line of work" will be helpful when it comes time to teach Steph jr. about sex. Drew and I intend to directly demonstrate our love in front of our brood, showing everything from vaginal sex to golden showers. By the time they turn seven, they'll learn the delicate art of scat play.

You should also be smarter than to question my parental fitness during the middle of the month. Right now, I have more testosterone in my veins than an entire Riker's Island cell block. I'd bend you over in the shower and anally rape you with my clit if I had the chance. Drop dead, loser.

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Give yourself up to the Malthusian police while you can save yourself.



I don't need "saving". I'm Steph, and I've got dozens of people at ADT who'd worship the shiny red pubes of mine that Drew picks from his teeth. I am a goddess! You can kiss my syphilitic ass.