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OK I'll bite.

he doesn't swing that way steph. not unless you like wearing a toilet seat and having the shit beat out of you.




As long as I get a 2 liter coke bottle in my ass while doing so, it would be just another friday night. However, if he's gonna beat the shit outta me, he needs to smear it all over me afterwards, writing the quadratic equation on my tits with it. It's my fetish...




I'm guessing your tits aren't big enough to write out