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#122960 - 10/08/05 10:07 PM
jamie l brian
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Everybody welcome back our resident liberal ass bleeding Canadian know it all Jamie. I am definitely surprised you would show your face around here after the public and humiliating bitch slapping you received, but good to have you back none the less and I hope you remembered to bring your depends “undergarments†with you this time.
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#122961 - 10/08/05 10:17 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Canadian, of course. That explains pretty much everything. Quote:
In one telephone poll of teens between the ages of 14 and 18, over 40 per cent of the respondents described the United States as being "evil". That number rose to 64 per cent for French Canadian youth.
This being Canada, the amount of anti-Americanism that was found is not surprising. What is significant is the high number of teens who used the word "evil" to describe our southern neighbour. As Misty Harris pointed out in her column in the Saskatoon Star Phoenix, evil is usually associated with serial killers and "kids who tear the legs off baby spiders." These teens appear to equate George W. Bush and Americans with Osama bin Laden and Hitler, although it is unknown if the teens polled would describe the latter two as being evil. Whether someone who orders planes to be flown into heavily populated buildings would fit that description would make a good subject for a future poll.
As long as the good ones like Lauren Phoenix come south and the garbage stays north, I see no reason to get too excited.
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#122964 - 10/08/05 10:59 PM
Re: jamie l brian
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Hey, Phlogiston, I don't think Americans are evil.
In fact, I actually care about Americans and that's why I hate seeing them die on the news every night.
Why are they dying by the way.
Punctuation aside, I suppose you are asking me a question. Here goes:
I supported the destruction of Saddam's regime, but I am against the "nation building" crap we have today. I don't think Muslims are capable of civilized government, without a substantial western force to prop it up, coordinate it, and keep the Muslims from behaving like ultraviolent savages. I am an unapologetic subscriber to the "radioactive sea of glass" school of U.S.-Islamic relations.
Short answer: I think the theory is a middle east with politically efficacious governments would reduce violent extremism by allowing grievances can be aired through political activism and voting, as opposed to carbombs and shootings. In effect, tomorrows Islamic extremists would be more like Jerry Falwell than Zarqawi: extreme but not particularly violent.
In time, I think the "radiocative sea of glass" will prove to be the only effective means to stop Islamic terrorism, but as a scientist I can see the need for the experiment that is Iraq. We should know if Muslims can be brought into the civilized world before we radiologically contaminate a significant part of the Earth.
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Instead of blaming liberals or Canadieans, ask yourself why Americans are dying and why your right to watch porn is being eroded.
I didn't blame Canadians for anything, but did observe that is it extremely common for them to hate Americans. I don't care for liberals by any means, but in relation to porn it can be said that no mainstream political allies exist: Republicans want it gone because they think it it offends Jesus and Democrats want it gone because they think the "womyn" are being "exploited". The "erosion of the right to watch porn" is purely bipartisan.
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#122965 - 10/09/05 01:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Canadian, of course. That explains pretty much everything.
Good old America Jr. checking inn.
Gettin pretty cold up dere in Moose Jaw, eh? Aboot time to put on the took, grab some Elsinore and some backbacon and go icefishing.
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#122966 - 10/09/05 07:22 AM
Re: jamie l brian
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I have always hated Canadians. Fuck them, they are off the map. 
I think it's a mistake to let this one douche represent all canooks in your mind. Most are decent people. This one just happens to be steph from ADT's kindred spirit, or maybe they were twins separated at birth. 
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#122967 - 10/09/05 10:19 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/06/05
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In turn, I will NEVER place all redneck Americans into the same boat. Most are good hard working people who love their family and their country, but some, like yourself, Have2Cit, are ignorant. You're like Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and the rest of the brain washed masses. Think for yourself.
How can you defend this President? Back room deals, placing political hacks into important positions and causing a major war with a country so various oil and restructing profits can be maxed by various industries which he, and his cronies, are directly (or indirectly wink wink) involved in.
I don't understand it. Americans are dying, rights are being eroded in favour of radical Christian ideologies and yet you can still play the happy conservative. Why?
Don't you care?
Ya, I'm Canadian, and I've become the Al Franken of XPT, but I don't care, my thoughts aren't skewed. Everybody should have the right to exist free and happy, and not have some christian deciding what's good for other people. Also, I believe, contrary to popular opinion, that if a country gets attacked, as America was on 9/11, I think retaliation should be abrupt and as violent as possible. What happened in Afghanistan was just and right... but unfinished. Sadly, your President was more interested in setting up an oil pipeline (this is fact) than catching and killing terrorsts... That's why Osama is still running around.
Iraq was unjust... The war was started under false pretenses and this Nation Building bullshit is both draining the American economy and sending thousands of young men off to fight and die for a country and people, Iraqis, that don't give two shits about any of them, and for a government that's only real agenda is to maximize profits for their various industries.
Saddam Hussein, his piece of shit progeny, and the Baath party, definitely could have been handled differently.
Doesn't it bother you Have2Cit knowing that good American boys and girls are dying for a group of people that hates them? Doesn't that irk you even a little bit?
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#122968 - 10/09/05 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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In turn, I will NEVER place all redneck Americans into the same boat. Most are good hard working people who love their family and their country, but some, like yourself, Have2Cit, are ignorant. You're like Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and the rest of the brain washed masses. Think for yourself.
Sure you do as long as they agree with you, you will, otherwise anyone with a distinct opinion and will of there own can go straight to hell, right?
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How can you defend this President? Back room deals, placing political hacks into important positions and causing a major war with a country so various oil and restructing profits can be maxed by various industries which he, and his cronies, are directly (or indirectly wink wink) involved in.
You’re right no other politician in the world makes backroom deals. You should really give your copy of Fahrenheit 911 a rest.
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I don't understand it. Americans are dying, rights are being eroded in favour of radical Christian ideologies and yet you can still play the happy conservative. Why?
Of course you don’t understand. You’re mentally incapable of understanding. All you can do is spout your liberal dogma that was drilled into your skull by the anti-American, Canadian government run school. You’ve been brain washed and you’re too stupid to notice.
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Don't you care?
More than you ever could.
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Ya, I'm Canadian, and I've become the Al Franken of XPT, but I don't care, my thoughts aren't skewed. Everybody should have the right to exist free and happy, and not have some christian deciding what's good for other people. Also, I believe, contrary to popular opinion, that if a country gets attacked, as America was on 9/11, I think retaliation should be abrupt and as violent as possible. What happened in Afghanistan was just and right... but unfinished. Sadly, your President was more interested in setting up an oil pipeline (this is fact) than catching and killing terrorsts... That's why Osama is still running around.
Is Al Franken autistic then? That’s the only way you could be him. You are more like the “Steph†on XXXPT just not as pleasant to be around or the ability to ban anyone who disagrees with them.
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Iraq was unjust... The war was started under false pretenses and this Nation Building bullshit is both draining the American economy and sending thousands of young men off to fight and die for a country and people, Iraqis, that don't give two shits about any of them, and for a government that's only real agenda is to maximize profits for their various industries.
Why don’t you explain how unjust the war is with the 10,000 Shiites and Kurds who would have died this year in Saddam’s prisons? Of course you’ll skip over this little fact because an answer was excluded from your liberal brain washing sessions.
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Saddam Hussein, his piece of shit progeny, and the Baath party, definitely could have been handled differently.
Again, why don’t you explain how unjust the war is with the 10,000 Shiites and Kurds who would have died this year in Saddam’s prisons? I’d bet they would disagree.
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Doesn't it bother you Have2Cit knowing that good American boys and girls are dying for a group of people that hates them? Doesn't that irk you even a little bit?
What irks me is a pinhead foreigners who knows nothing about how the world really is, who’s lived his entire life in isolation on their little patch of floating ice, telling me what I should think and how I’m stupid for simply believing something different. It is intolerant narrow minded pinheads like you that are the reason for the worlds ills. Not the Giant Evil American President. Intolerant fucks like you who judge others simply for believing something that you don’t. Myopic zealots like you who run planes into buildings and blow themselves up in crowded restaurants.
I’ll ask again because I know you won’t answer. Have you ever even been outside of Canada jamie? It’s kinda hard to see the world the way it really is when you’re looking through your own ass cheeks.
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#122969 - 10/09/05 12:14 PM
Re: jamie l brian
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/06/05
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Oh my God! How come you just name call, and never take on the issues I bring up? You never do! I was trying to lay down an honest thing there and you, once again, name call and avoid issues. It's insane... Like talking to a child. Who the fuck cares how many times I've been out of Canada? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Why do you bring up Fahrenheit 9/11 all the time? By the way, was Michael Moore lying? Please, point out where so I can check into it.
I don't care about other politicians making backroom deals, this President's back room deals are getting Americans killed, in Iraq, in Mississippi, and in the inner cities, where social programs are being slowly eroded so that corporations will have some more money to play with. How about some more tax cuts that benefit the richest Americans? Didn't these guys also give up the name of a CIA agent who disagreed with them. That could have, potentially, gotten said agent, and her informants, killed.
I don't care about Shiites and Kurds by the way, the same ones trying to kill Americans.
I care about AMERICAN boys and girls dying. That's it!
Too bad, you don't care. As long as it's not your child being shot at, then who cares right? That's somebody elses kid... some other AMERICAN's kid.
As for teaching anti-American propaganda in our schools, this isn't Saudi Arabia. America and Canada are allies and trading partners, and we depend on each other. Our cultures are virtually the same, and we all watch the same shit tv shows and sports. Why the fuck would we be anti-American? The sentiment exists, yes, but it's not the prevelant sentiment. That's why 1,000's of Canadians streamed across the border to help Americans on 9/11. That's why we cheerleaded the war in Afghanistan. You know nothing about Canada... except that we live in tents.
Great way to avoid issues by the way especially in my questions about Chritian ideology being implemented in what you can watch and read, and apparently, wear. I love how you just attack me because you have nothing else to grasp. You can't defend it because you know its true. Hillary Clinton isn't taking away your right to watch porn, the Bush administration is. Why don't you care?
How about Haliburton and oil? Didn't want to touch those things either, huh? Typical.
I love how you keep saying, "You're Canadian, you don't know anything." Apparently, I DO know something. Quit pretending because I'm from somewhere else, that I can't know anything. If anything at all, I do know something. C'mon, Have2Cit, it's getting old and you're better, and smarter, than that.
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#122970 - 10/09/05 01:17 PM
Re: jamie l brian
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Oh my God! How come you just name call, and never take on the issues I bring up? You never do! I was trying to lay down an honest thing there and you, once again, name call and avoid issues. It's insane... Like talking to a child. Who the fuck cares how many times I've been out of Canada? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Why do you bring up Fahrenheit 9/11 all the time? By the way, was Michael Moore lying? Please, point out where so I can check into it.
Translation: I’ve never been outside and seen the real world. I only read about it from books written for and approved by the anti-American regime installed in my country.
Why do I have to address the issues you won’t. Thanks for making my point for me my myopic pinhead friend. Now why don’t you settle yourself down have a Molson or a Labatt’s and wash the sand from your vagina. It’s always wonderful to see that top notch Canadian education system at work.
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I don't care about other politicians making backroom deals, this President's back room deals are getting Americans killed, in Iraq, in Mississippi, and in the inner cities, where social programs are being slowly eroded so that corporations will have some more money to play with. How about some more tax cuts that benefit the richest Americans? Didn't these guys also give up the name of a CIA agent who disagreed with them. That could have, potentially, gotten said agent, and her informants, killed.
Tell me my cum farting friend when you wake up in the morning and remove the strange man cock from your mouth do you dream this shit up then or after he’s pounded your bleeding ass silly?
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I don't care about Shiites and Kurds by the way, the same ones trying to kill Americans.
Of course you don’t care they don’t share your political ideals.
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I care about AMERICAN boys and girls dying. That's it!
The American boys yes the girls probably not so much. I mean the Slap Happy avatar just proves your love for women doesn’t it? 
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Too bad, you don't care. As long as it's not your child being shot at, then who cares right? That's somebody elses kid... some other AMERICAN's kid.
Cindy Sheehan having her hair done for the media. Ya she cares. 
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As for teaching anti-American propaganda in our schools, this isn't Saudi Arabia. America and Canada are allies and trading partners, and we depend on each other. Our cultures are virtually the same, and we all watch the same shit tv shows and sports. Why the fuck would we be anti-American? The sentiment exists, yes, but it's not the prevelant sentiment. That's why 1,000's of Canadians streamed across the border to help Americans on 9/11. That's why we cheerleaded the war in Afghanistan. You know nothing about Canada... except that we live in tents.
I said igloos bitch, igloos. 1000’s of Canadians do stream across the border but it’s usually only to sell drugs or smuggle terrorists into the country.
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Great way to avoid issues by the way especially in my questions about Chritian ideology being implemented in what you can watch and read, and apparently, wear. I love how you just attack me because you have nothing else to grasp. You can't defend it because you know its true. Hillary Clinton isn't taking away your right to watch porn, the Bush administration is. Why don't you care?
This from the king of issue avoidance. Why don’t you give us another example of your fine Canadian education and explain how a man like you can live with a giant bug up your ass for so long? Enquiring minds want to know.
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How about Haliburton and oil? Didn't want to touch those things either, huh? Typical.
So you’re saying it was a lot better when Saddam was getting all the oil profits and starving his people into submission. Typical.
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I love how you keep saying, "You're Canadian, you don't know anything." Apparently, I DO know something. Quit pretending because I'm from somewhere else, that I can't know anything. If anything at all, I do know something. C'mon, Have2Cit, it's getting old and you're better, and smarter, than that.
No what’s getting old is the semen dripping from your chin. There is no sin in being gay my sperm gulping friend. If you would just let it out you could probably let go of this inner rage that causes you to go on to public forums and make a fool of yourself.
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#122971 - 10/09/05 02:32 PM
Re: jamie l brian
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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I have always hated Canadians. Fuck them, they are off the map.
I think it's a mistake to let this one douche represent all canooks in your mind. Most are decent people. This one just happens to be steph from ADT's kindred spirit, or maybe they were twins separated at birth.
I have watched several documentaries on how they really feel about Americans...Like I said fuck em all. I have never met a Canadian in America that I have gotten along with. They are very small minded. 
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#122972 - 10/10/05 03:12 AM
Re: jamie l brian
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#122974 - 10/10/05 06:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Fail to address issues and name call! As for my education... Hilarious.
Ashamed of your education? Some people take engineering some people take moose herding. But you can take pride in what you’ve learned here. I mean I have never seen anyone take a bitch slapping as hard or as often as you. Maybe BI will put you into his “Gay Slap Happy†series. What a joy that would be huh? 
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Fail to address issues and name call. What I wrote was true and this is the response.
Nothing you have said is the truth your spouting liberal dogma. Let this homo rage go it’s eating you up on the inside.
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I don't care about people that kill American boys and girls. The ones being killed in Iraq are your fellow Americans. Why don't you care?
Sell it to your fellow canooks I’m not buying. The only thing you care about is lubing your anus with Canadian moose fat for rough entry.
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I like Rough Sex so I'm gay? I guess Jeff Steward's gay, and half the guys who frequent this site. God, you're fucking retarded!
No, just you Pillow Biter Jamie (PBJ). Just you! Beside you’re the only one who’s in to Brandon Irons.
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More than you ever will!
You can tell how much she cares by the way she takes great pride in her media appearances, she’s an attention whore much like you PBJ.
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Yes, we're the ones selling drugs across the border. Wrong border buddy. Thanks for not addressing my statement.
I live in the south and it grows wild here, yet when I buy it comes from Canada you dumbshit. And you completely dodged the smuggling terrorist issue, surprise, surprise, surprise.
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HOLY FUCK -- You completely danced around my question of Christianity invading US laws and culture. I can't believe that was your response!
I guess that’s why they’re removing all the 10 commandment displays from the courthouses. 
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I already said that it could have been handled differently. Instead, thousands of Americans are dying, but you don't care.
The only thing I care about is that you get the help you so desperately need. Embrace your faggotry don’t let the pain of your denial waste away your insides PBJ. I really do care.
(insert smilie playing violin here)
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This is the dumbest statement you've ever made. Didn't even come close to addressing anything. It's just stupid!
Issue dodging is great and I’ve learned from the best, thanks again PBJ.
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Great chatting with you Have2Cit. You're officially a dumbass!
You don’t chat you shout, only thing is every ones stopped listening. Isn’t it aboot time you packed up and headed back to your ice flow, eh? Best of luck PBJ with a little patient’s maybe you can teach a moose how to pound your ass. Come back anytime you feel like taking a bitch slapping though.
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#122975 - 10/10/05 11:10 AM
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Gay For Pay
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They are very small minded.
By the way, which documentaries were they? I'd like to know... I think you're bullshitting to try to justify your ridiculous statement!
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Are you Tanta or Evil Klown?
I AM EVIL CLOWN>>>>BWAHAHAHAHA 
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#122976 - 10/14/05 05:09 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/14/05
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Cindy Sheehan having her hair done for the media. Ya she cares.
More than you ever will!
Damn right, Jamie! Your leftwing ravings have caused me to soak my panties, and I am consumed with all sorts of sexy thoughts.
I think you and I should check into a sleazy motel room, smear a couple of 2 liter coke bottles with vaseline, and vigorously anally masturbate with them to an autographed 8x10 glossy I got of Cindy Sheehan from moveon.org.
If you want, contact me at steph@adultdvdtalk.com...just don't tell my husband, ok? XOXOXO
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#122977 - 10/14/05 05:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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OK I'll bite. he doesn't swing that way steph. not unless you like wearing a toilet seat and having the shit beat out of you.
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#122978 - 10/14/05 05:30 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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OK I'll bite.
he doesn't swing that way steph. not unless you like wearing a toilet seat and having the shit beat out of you.
As long as I get a 2 liter coke bottle in my ass while doing so, it would be just another friday night. However, if he's gonna beat the shit outta me, he needs to smear it all over me afterwards, writing the quadratic equation on my tits with it. It's my fetish...
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#122979 - 10/14/05 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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OK I'll bite.
he doesn't swing that way steph. not unless you like wearing a toilet seat and having the shit beat out of you.
As long as I get a 2 liter coke bottle in my ass while doing so, it would be just another friday night. However, if he's gonna beat the shit outta me, he needs to smear it all over me afterwards, writing the quadratic equation on my tits with it. It's my fetish...
I'm guessing your tits aren't big enough to write out
 
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#122980 - 10/14/05 08:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I'm guessing your tits aren't big enough to write out
That's it...YOU'RE BANNED!
Oh wait. I can't do that here because of Jeff and Tony's sexist repression of female board members. Damn male oppressors.
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#122982 - 10/14/05 10:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The tragedy of neo-conservatives is that they aren't funny in the way they envision themselves as being. That people are dying is a tagential tragedy.
CAOH the truth is you aren't funny in the way you imagine yourself being. Beyond "Hey XXXX, how's it going?" you got nothing. That one thing was quite funny, I'll give you that.
I wish I was a conservative so I could get really passionate about this argument but I just wanted to point out that your act is old and tired, and needs an infusion of new material.
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#122985 - 10/14/05 11:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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yeah, as if I didn't see that cumming
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#122987 - 10/15/05 06:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#122988 - 10/15/05 06:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
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They are very small minded.
By the way, which documentaries were they? I'd like to know... I think you're bullshitting to try to justify your ridiculous statement!
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Are you Tanta or Evil Klown?
You stoopid Canuck...Alan Eagleson.
 
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#122989 - 10/16/05 06:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#122990 - 10/16/05 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i've heard jamie's(the bitchass james) is actually in depends now, is this true?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122991 - 10/17/05 11:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i've heard jamie's(the bitchass james) is actually in depends now, is this true?
with the wounds he sustained stitches are required if we're lucky his free canadian health care system will sew his fingers together too
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#122992 - 10/17/05 05:36 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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with the wounds he sustained stitches are required if we're lucky his free canadian health care system will sew his fingers together too
Why is Amerikkka, with all its money, the only country without universal healthcare? I guess Bush would rather send the money to his buddies at Halliburton and Bechtel.
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#122993 - 10/17/05 05:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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because linking income and health services is darwinism at it's finest? no pay, no play.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122994 - 10/17/05 09:10 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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because linking income and health services is darwinism at it's finest? no pay, no play.
How about we link healthcare to one's ability to appropriately use a shift key?
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#122995 - 10/17/05 10:49 PM
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kill me now then, womayn.
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#122996 - 10/17/05 11:02 PM
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with the wounds he sustained stitches are required if we're lucky his free canadian health care system will sew his fingers together too
Why is Amerikkka, with all its money, the only country without universal healthcare? I guess Bush would rather send the money to his buddies at Halliburton and Bechtel.
A few more Bechtel plants would be good for population control...Union Carbide worked wonders in Bophal.
BTW Steph, when you wake up tomorrow, you're going to notice a slight pain in your back. That's where we made the incisions to remove your ovaries. I put some ethyl on my cumrag and pressed it into your face until you fell asleep. HAHA, now you floppy old dicksocket will dry up and be as useless as your appendix, your womanly value to society as a childbearer gone. You may knife yourself now.
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#122998 - 10/17/05 11:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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A few more Bechtel plants would be good for population control...Union Carbide worked wonders in Bophal.
Didn't you watch Captain Planet growing up? Don't you know anyone who produces anything by any means is doing so for the purpose of raping the environment? I'll bet you oppose the Kyoto Protocols also, just like Shrub.
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BTW Steph, when you wake up tomorrow, you're going to notice a slight pain in your back. That's where we made the incisions to remove your ovaries. I put some ethyl on my cumrag and pressed it into your face until you fell asleep. HAHA, now you floppy old dicksocket will dry up and be as useless as your appendix, your womanly value to society as a childbearer gone. You may knife yourself now.
I'll just have to adopt a chinese baby, like my gay friends do. I don't mind the fact you took my ovaries, since the fact that only womyn can bear children while men cannot always struck me as sort of racist.
If we're going to start amputating genitals, maybe I can add you to my list. Your floppy dick probably goes as unused as Jamesn's shift key, so maybe I'd be doing you a favor. When I get Stephwitz' gas chambers going, you're fucked.
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#123000 - 10/18/05 04:53 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Ooh, did I strike a nerve, Steph? No estrogen = no motherly instincts, you'll be a horrible candidate for adoption, not even considering your chose field of work.
I have all the "motherly instinct" I need. I know that when I'm not feeding or wiping ass, I can plant my child in front of the tv or, when older, the internet and pretty much do whatever I want. Between the internet and daycare, kids pretty much parent themselves.
As for "my line of work" - I'm a Businesswoman! I'm Lee Iacocca in heels or Bill Gates with a sequined purse. I'm way better than them, and their genitals don't hemmorhage blood one week per month.
My "line of work" will be helpful when it comes time to teach Steph jr. about sex. Drew and I intend to directly demonstrate our love in front of our brood, showing everything from vaginal sex to golden showers. By the time they turn seven, they'll learn the delicate art of scat play.
You should also be smarter than to question my parental fitness during the middle of the month. Right now, I have more testosterone in my veins than an entire Riker's Island cell block. I'd bend you over in the shower and anally rape you with my clit if I had the chance. Drop dead, loser.
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Give yourself up to the Malthusian police while you can save yourself.
I don't need "saving". I'm Steph, and I've got dozens of people at ADT who'd worship the shiny red pubes of mine that Drew picks from his teeth. I am a goddess! You can kiss my syphilitic ass.
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#123001 - 10/18/05 06:07 AM
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Now really, almost-woman, it's not good form to get emotional when you're trolling. Steph, you're secretly jealous of the XPT guys not referring to you as a "whore" in that endearing sort of way we're accustomed to over here. You thought your BA in She-Male Studies from Fullerton State would show everyone how advanced and sophisticated you were, especially when running that second-banana website. Instead you're fuming in your own self-humiliation when better-looking whores like Melissa Lauren (who makes way more money than you) don't mind being called a good little whore (which she is). It's a total affront to you womynhood and you resent yourself for buying into it. I suspect you also resent your parents for not giving you sufficiently good DNA to perform in front of the smut lens; forced instead to lay on the fringes, a porn troglodyte. But you're still inextricably connected to porn, and those Chinese and Romanian adoption agencies will laugh you out of their sight, accusing you (without even really knowing you) of guaranteeing a degenerate lifestyle for the would-be adoptee. Sure, you'll rant about going Lorena Bobbitt on someone, you'll pretend to be the bulldyke, but we all know it's just a ruse to mask you own self-hatred. You're an insufficient woman, an insufficient web personality, and and overly emotional troll.
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#123002 - 10/18/05 03:49 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Now really, almost-woman, it's not good form to get emotional when you're trolling.
I'm NOT trolling! You're just threatened by strong womyn, probably because of homosexual tendencies. (Not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality - gay men make the best clothes!)
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Steph, you're secretly jealous of the XPT guys not referring to you as a "whore" in that endearing sort of way we're accustomed to over here. You thought your BA in She-Male Studies from Fullerton State would show everyone how advanced and sophisticated you were, especially when running that second-banana website. Instead you're fuming in your own self-humiliation when better-looking whores like Melissa Lauren (who makes way more money than you) don't mind being called a good little whore (which she is). It's a total affront to you womynhood and you resent yourself for buying into it. I suspect you also resent your parents for not giving you sufficiently good DNA to perform in front of the smut lens; forced instead to lay on the fringes, a porn troglodyte.
I am definitely good enough for porn. I financed my degree in shemale-ology doing a "donkey shows" at bachelor parties, while guys threw nickels at the back of my head. Those nickels add up when you can gargle a pint of donkey cum while doing cartwheels. That's why I'm a businesswoman and not a whore. I have too much skill.
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Sure, you'll rant about going Lorena Bobbitt on someone, you'll pretend to be the bulldyke, but we all know it's just a ruse to mask you own self-hatred. You're an insufficient woman, an insufficient web personality, and and overly emotional troll.
Insufficient woman??? Who told you about the estrogen therapy!
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