Fuck this crap, legit-tyra rescuing porn-tyra. It will be the other way around pretty soon...It's really only a matter of time...even the 'successful' mainstream models, singers and actresses will eventually be making, and selling hardcore pornography. It's logical, intuitive even. Think about it.....

Madonna, realizing that the gig is up, and although already worth half a billion $$, decides that being overshadowed by younger attention whores like Britney and Christina is too much to bear, decides to produce and market a DVD of her greatest hits videos interspersed with several hardcore explicit sex scenes. Her ego kicks in and in one last blaze of glory, she alternates between singing/dancing, and fucking/sucking/swallowing/getting plowed/gangbanged/bukkaked by an entourage of selected males who never made it at Calvin Klein because they weren't 100% gay (just Bi)...it's bound to happen sooner or later....bound to...


.....AND THEN, the younger chicks, like Britney, will HAVE to TOP their Idol Madonna, and Britney, as she sings "I'm Not a girl..." does a 45 guy cream pie with a select football team from a state college in Louisiana (since they aren't playing much football...she will even sidebill it as 'Hurricane Relief' to get that marketing edge...)

Before we know it, American Idol will be copying the porn star parody of itself that happened a while ago, and new wannabe idols will be graded on sexual prowess by Simon, Paula and that black dude-who's-name-I-can never-remember.
Simon: "You voice range was tolerable Shoshanalisa-Marie, but that ass gape needs work, my god! Use a bigger butt plug next time before insinuating yourself into my field of vision..."

Intuitive...logical...inevitable.....