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#122509 - 10/06/05 08:37 AM
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Registered: 06/25/05
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Cindy Crawford (adult talent) was born with that name and legally has every right to use it, so she has nothing to worry about.
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#122510 - 10/06/05 09:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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could scottbiz possibly be a permutation of fayner@pornbiz aka THE Scott Fayner posting up in here? 
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#122512 - 10/06/05 09:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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no...it's Scott Hoover of Lucky Star Adult Management
Thanks, I was about to have a seizure. The possibilities were mindboggling.
Monstar, you need to photoshop a Luke Ford head onto your avatar.
Edited by Bornyo (10/06/05 09:20 AM)
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#122513 - 10/06/05 09:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Fuck this crap, legit-tyra rescuing porn-tyra. It will be the other way around pretty soon...It's really only a matter of time...even the 'successful' mainstream models, singers and actresses will eventually be making, and selling hardcore pornography. It's logical, intuitive even. Think about it..... Madonna, realizing that the gig is up, and although already worth half a billion $$, decides that being overshadowed by younger attention whores like Britney and Christina is too much to bear, decides to produce and market a DVD of her greatest hits videos interspersed with several hardcore explicit sex scenes. Her ego kicks in and in one last blaze of glory, she alternates between singing/dancing, and fucking/sucking/swallowing/getting plowed/gangbanged/bukkaked by an entourage of selected males who never made it at Calvin Klein because they weren't 100% gay (just Bi)...it's bound to happen sooner or later....bound to... .....AND THEN, the younger chicks, like Britney, will HAVE to TOP their Idol Madonna, and Britney, as she sings "I'm Not a girl..." does a 45 guy cream pie with a select football team from a state college in Louisiana (since they aren't playing much football...she will even sidebill it as 'Hurricane Relief' to get that marketing edge...) Before we know it, American Idol will be copying the porn star parody of itself that happened a while ago, and new wannabe idols will be graded on sexual prowess by Simon, Paula and that black dude-who's-name-I-can never-remember. Simon: "You voice range was tolerable Shoshanalisa-Marie, but that ass gape needs work, my god! Use a bigger butt plug next time before insinuating yourself into my field of vision..." Intuitive...logical...inevitable..... 
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#122514 - 10/06/05 09:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Intuitive...logical...inevitable.....
Huh, I never thought one could, in a single train of thought, put together:
Logic
Madonna bukkake
Intuition
Britney Spears 45-guy cream pie
Inevitability
American Idol ass gape assessments
Well done! 
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#122515 - 10/06/05 09:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#122517 - 10/06/05 11:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I am not Scott Fayner...
I just asked that because of your username, that's all.
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I have no idea what is going on. Just know that from the looks of the promo it ain't good.
Well, here's a girl supposedly getting out of the porn biz and into a legitimate job. I guess "good" is relative.
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#122520 - 10/06/05 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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She is quitting porn. Tyra Banks will pay for a full scholarship to beauty school and has invited her to come to the set as often as she wants to watch the makeup artists, etc. to learn from them. Will she be reformed???
she'll be eating my ass for cash by the end of the month, you can count on that
sig worthy 
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#122521 - 10/06/05 03:05 PM
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#122522 - 10/06/05 03:36 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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She gots MEETH or that certain twitch to her.
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#122526 - 10/06/05 05:20 PM
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#122529 - 10/06/05 06:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I am not Scott Fayner...the whole Tyra thing makes me sick. I advised her to NOT do it, when at the last minute they were going to bring on her b/f and wanted her family on also. I knew this was going to happen, so I took a step back. I am sorry to see "Tyra" being used this way, but she would not listen to me, and I have not spoken to her since she taped the show last week. I have no idea what is going on. Just know that from the looks of the promo it ain't good.
And the whole time you where talking too her she was thinking: "I'm going to be on national tv, This is so cool, I'm a real star now"
ex-fucking-actly. 
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#122531 - 10/06/05 09:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#122532 - 10/07/05 01:46 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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You can take the whore out of porn but You will never take the porn out of the whore 
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#122533 - 10/07/05 09:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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She looks good in that picture but in the heat of it she looks nothing better then a less cracked out mya and mya fucked longshot to show how far down the food chain she is, tyra banks the real model would barely crack the top 10 porn star list. Id rather do lacey, heather hunter, early 90's dominique simone, jordan mcknight pre hiv (  ), garfield, mariah, janet jacme before tyra
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#122535 - 10/07/05 02:42 PM
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#122536 - 10/10/05 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#122537 - 10/10/05 02:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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What is wrong with her asshole?  
Its failing out.
Looks like some stunt cock tried to pull a "Pink Sock" on her. Ouch! 
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