When I was a kid I went to the carnival and saw a sign on the Freakshow tent describing a horribly scarred woman who's crazed and jealous husband had marked her for life.Well I just had to see it and forked over my 5 bucks and went in.What I saw was some old broad with a few tattoos smoking a stogie.
So Janine since you have twice as many Tats,your new career as a Carny Freak beckons.