I had a very similar fantasy once, except it wasn't a fantasy, it as an LSD trip gone horribly, horribly wrong and instead of the midgets it was Marxist revolutionary leader Juan Valdez® and instead of Spaghettios® it was sulphuric acid. Otherwise it was exactly the same.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."