What the fuck is going on in that state? Should we have just left it for the Russians after all?

The only state where assisted suicide is legal. Hippie lettuce is legal (if you're sick, what a crock), and they want to secede from the U.S.

Let 'em. If all these fucks protesting for the right to pill themselves to death want to do it, I can help. I'll round up a few hundred hypos filled with Draino for them and we'll take care of it right now.

Doesn't Oregon already have the highest suicide rate in the country? Do they want to further enhance that distinction? It's like American DNA has a code which prompts you to move to Portland the day after your brain checks out for good.

This is America. If you want to be a jackass, shoot your arm so full of drugs you can't remember, spend all your money on hookers, then slit your throat in the morning, you should be free to do so.