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#122201 - 10/04/05 09:13 PM anyone notice... [new user titles]
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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the new titles:

0 ADT regular
40 Sportswami wannabe
80 KSEX DJ
120 Sammuras Crack Dealer
175 Quasarman Wannabe
225 Kid Vegas Wannabe
275 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
350 Lara Roxxx #1 Fan
425 alt.porn Fag
500 Frequent Brazil Visitor AKA Shemale Addict
600 Human Garbage
750 Sociopathic Miscreant
1000 Chronic Masturbator
1250 Pervert
1500 Registered Sex Offender
1750 Whoremaster
2000 Demon Spawn
2250 Prince of Darkness
2500 Porn Fucking Master
3000 Porn Jesus


Edited by TonyMalice (10/13/05 10:23 AM)
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#122202 - 10/04/05 10:23 PM Re: anyone notice...
Hypnocock Offline
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Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

the new titles:

0 ADT regular
40 Sportswami wannabe
80 KSEX DJ
120 Sammuras Crack Dealer
175 Quasarman Wannabe
225 Kid Vegas Wannabe
275 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
350 Lara Roxxx #1 Fan
425 alt.porn Fag
500 Frequent Brazil Visitor AKA Shemale Addict
600 Human Garbage
750 Sociopathic Miscreant
1000 Chronic Masturbator
1250 Pervert
1500 Registered Sex Offender
1750 Whoremaster
2000 Demon Spawn
2250 Prince of Darkness
2500 Porn Fucking Master
3000 Porn Jesus




...we need animated ones.....

something like this: Longshit-> <- Injun
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#122203 - 10/05/05 08:38 AM Re: anyone notice...
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We were thinking about changing Sportswami wannabe if you guys have any ideas....

Malice
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#122204 - 10/05/05 08:49 AM Re: anyone notice...
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

We were thinking about changing Sportswami wannabe if you guys have any ideas....

Malice





Well since it is the newbie level, how about:

"Early-Stage Meeth Sufferer"

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#122205 - 10/05/05 08:54 AM Re: anyone notice...
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#122206 - 10/05/05 09:08 AM Re: anyone notice...
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
"Hypnokook's Only Friend"

or stuff like:

Padova's Foot Stool
Da Burg's Wheel Chair
Jamesn's Thesaurus
Luke's Conscience
Ashley's Spinners
Maged's Mom
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#122207 - 10/05/05 09:24 AM Re: anyone notice...
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Hypnokook's Only Friend

Maged's Mom




These rule

Padova's Foot Stool

This only really applies to one person on this board.

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#122208 - 10/05/05 09:39 AM Re: anyone notice... (New User Titles)
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

"Hypnokook's Only Friend"

or stuff like:

Padova's Foot Stool
Da Burg's Wheel Chair
Jamesn's Thesaurus
Luke's Conscience
Ashley's Spinners
Maged's Mom




Lol it's funny that you bring up Ashley's spinners, someone mentioned that to me the other day. I'm always amused when my material has legs. Lol.

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#122209 - 10/05/05 09:51 AM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

"Hypnokook's Only Friend"

or stuff like:

Padova's Foot Stool
Da Burg's Wheel Chair
Jamesn's Thesaurus
Luke's Conscience
Ashley's Spinners
Maged's Mom




how about injun & longshit's bukakke buddy
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#122210 - 10/05/05 10:09 AM Re: anyone notice...
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how about injun & longshit's bukakke buddy




You might be on the right track, maybe "Rob Longshot's Employer" or something equally degrading. Lololol.

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#122211 - 10/05/05 10:30 AM Re: anyone notice...
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

Quote:



how about injun & longshit's bukakke buddy




You might be on the right track, maybe "Rob Longshot's Employer" or something equally degrading. Lololol.

Malice





Here's a few others...

Longshit's Catcher
Keiko's "Husband"
Robbie's Closet Buddy
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#122212 - 10/05/05 05:15 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Fucking Hilarious thread
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#122213 - 10/05/05 05:22 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
"Max Hardcore's Lawyer"



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#122214 - 10/05/05 05:28 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
I crack up whenever I pay attention to those. Props to JRV or whoever made them. Real fucking funny.
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#122215 - 10/05/05 05:34 PM Re: anyone notice...
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
"Nicole Brazzle's husband"
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#122216 - 10/05/05 06:01 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

"Nicole Brazzle's husband"





That's fucking funny. Oughta be father of child #1 and so on, not husband. As you remember her fiance died in "falusha"

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#122217 - 10/05/05 06:12 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Quote:

"Nicole Brazzle's husband"





That's fucking funny. Oughta be father of child #1 and so on, not husband. As you remember her fiance died in "falusha"




Yeah right, such bullshiat! Yeah my fiance died in the "war in heaven". lol
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#122218 - 10/05/05 06:44 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Posts: 9489
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

"Nicole Brazzle's husband"





That's fucking funny. Oughta be father of child #1 and so on, not husband. As you remember her fiance died in "falusha"




Yeah right, such bullshiat! Yeah my fiance died in the "war in heaven". lol




ok, looks like "Nicole Brazzle's fiance" oughta do it.
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#122219 - 10/05/05 07:57 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:


Longshit's Catcher
Keiko's "Husband"
Robbie's Closet Buddy




how about "Hypnokook's 1 trick pony"?

from page 8 of the Hypnokook Appreciation thread on the mod board

Quote:

(hypnokook) reminds me of this goofy kid from (junior) High school. he was harmless but kinda annoying he would follow around girls like a fly till they got pissed and start telling him to fuck off/go away that type of thing, and the mutherfucker would be all smiles and digging it.

i guess he wanted the girls to pay attention to him by whatever means.

it was just the oddest thing to watch some chick calling this guy everything in the book while he was smiling and giggling

he's probably killed 12 of them by now.




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#122220 - 10/06/05 10:27 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

We were thinking about changing Sportswami wannabe if you guys have any ideas....

Malice






Dude...it has to be...Tighty Whitey Dude...come on, Has to be....

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#122221 - 10/13/05 01:50 AM Re: anyone notice...
Monstar Offline
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Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
LOL dear old Longshot was given a special title:


Quote:

Poser/Hack
**

Reged: 12/22/03
Posts: 1344





@ 1344 he should still be a "Pervert"

....nice.
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#122222 - 10/13/05 05:17 AM Re: anyone notice...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

LOL dear old Longshot was given a special title:


Quote:

Poser/Hack
**

Reged: 12/22/03
Posts: 1344





@ 1344 he should still be a "Pervert"

....nice.




*cough * cough*

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#122223 - 10/13/05 10:03 AM Re: anyone notice...
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

LOL dear old Longshot was given a special title:


Quote:

Poser/Hack
**

Reged: 12/22/03
Posts: 1344





@ 1344 he should still be a "Pervert"

....nice.




*cough * cough*




D'OH! for some reason i did not see that in the cage....
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#122224 - 10/13/05 10:30 AM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
ROFLOL
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#122225 - 10/13/05 10:33 AM Re: anyone notice...
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Quote:

ROFLOL




Life is good.

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#122226 - 10/13/05 10:54 AM Re: anyone notice...
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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Loc: Everything for the people, not...
it's all good times my man.
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#122227 - 10/13/05 03:03 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Longshot. Your avatar looks familiar: Link


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#122228 - 10/13/05 03:30 PM Re: anyone notice...
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
nah, thats more of a Devilock...
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#122229 - 10/13/05 05:22 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
ADT Watch Guy is my favorite.
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#122230 - 10/13/05 05:24 PM Re: anyone notice...
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Posts: 8160
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Quote:

ADT Watch Guy is my favorite.



I guess that's just caoh
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#122231 - 10/14/05 12:05 AM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
a new nod to our fav sith ewok and star of shane's worlds "nerdz":

Quote:

mullah mayhem
Rob Longshots Employer
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Posts: 86


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#122232 - 10/14/05 12:11 AM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
interesting to note... the poser/hack title is gone now...
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#122233 - 10/14/05 12:16 AM Re: anyone notice...
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
so 80 to 120 is Joe, and carries my name... holy shit, i have finally made it!!
*does a dance*
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#122234 - 10/14/05 04:36 PM Re: anyone notice... [new user titles]
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Registered: 10/14/05
Posts: 7
Loc: California
Hott. Very hott.
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