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#122116 - 10/04/05 02:41 PM when it's time to end it
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	or just come out of the closet and pursue that boyhood dream of selling your floral arrangements for a living. this is beyond obsession or even just being an abomination that spits in the face of god's will while his parents consider him dead. OCD, meet no self-honesty--you're going to make evil angel a lot of scratch together. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#122117 - 10/04/05 03:06 PM Re: when it's time to end it
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	someone check that guys basement i guarantee theres someone down there putting the lotion in the basket... _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#122118 - 10/04/05 05:25 PM Re: when it's time to end it
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Why is he listing the female talent instead of the male since its obvious he wants to rub cocks with them _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#122119 - 10/04/05 05:44 PM Re: when it's time to end it
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	I like to imagine archaeologists unearthing this list in 500 years. _________________________ Quah.
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#122120 - 10/04/05 10:43 PM Re: when it's time to end it
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	There's really a porn star named Allesandra "Schiavo?" Jeezuz H Tapdancing Christ is that wrong! Why doesn't one of these bimbettes break out with "Pollyanna Klass," "Lacy Peterson," "Sunny von Bulow," "Jodie Foster-Chapman," or "Maria Kopeckne?" BTW, "Monica Blewinsky" is already taken.
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#122121 - 10/05/05 01:39 AM Re: when it's time to end it
Too Damned Ugly Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/10/04 Posts: 261	Quote: There's really a porn star named Allesandra "Schiavo?" Jeezuz H Tapdancing Christ is that wrong! Why doesn't one of these bimbettes break out with "Pollyanna Klass," "Lacy Peterson," "Sunny von Bulow," "Jodie Foster-Chapman," or "Maria Kopeckne?" BTW, "Monica Blewinsky" is already taken. Great, Now you've done it. _________________________ Killing christians is so cool.
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#122122 - 10/05/05 06:53 PM Re: when it's time to end it
El Kabong Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/29/04 Posts: 764 Loc: Tralfamadore	Quote: Quote: There's really a porn star named Allesandra "Schiavo?" Jeezuz H Tapdancing Christ is that wrong! Why doesn't one of these bimbettes break out with "Pollyanna Klass," "Lacy Peterson," "Sunny von Bulow," "Jodie Foster-Chapman," or "Maria Kopeckne?" BTW, "Monica Blewinsky" is already taken. Great, Now you've done it. If she gets big imagine the series you could build around her.... like have a gag factoresque series called "Skullfucking Shiavo" and the like. Oh what fun. Almost as tasteful as Jerry VanDike's daughter doing the film "Coaches Daughter" lol _________________________ meh.
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#122123 - 10/05/05 08:42 PM Re: when it's time to end it
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: someone check that guys basement i guarantee theres someone down there putting the lotion in the basket... I love reading shit like this when I recently saw the movie it spawned from....Ted Levine gets that line everywhere he goes these days..."It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...." .... "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!" _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#122124 - 10/06/05 09:51 AM Re: when it's time to end it
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Precious] Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket. Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please! Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket. Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my... Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the fucking lotion in the basket! _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#122125 - 10/06/05 01:55 PM Re: when it's time to end it
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	the south park takeoff was funny as shit too _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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