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#122094 - 10/04/05 09:20 AM
Re: Today's e-mail from Bad Ass Models...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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#122096 - 10/04/05 12:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Also, BAM is now representing hot MILF Nicole Moore and alt pornstar Keiko. Check them out, along with our other models at I draw your attention to the part in bold, specifically the portion describing Keiko as "alt pornstar". So what exactly is Keiko the alternative to... attractive?
Aight maybe I am feeling mean today.
Malice
...you are close dude...you have to remember the consumer audience is the key here, so 'alt' is indirectly related to them and what they want in a product.
Hailey is simply a porn goddess directed at the typical porn market, and her scenes are performed and designed to get horny fuckers to frantically rub their gonads up and down and in the four compass directions, north south east west. 
'Alt-pornstar' Keiko, on the other non-stroking hand, is focused on the 'Alt-pornstar' market/audience, the guys who instead of blowing loads all over themselves want to suppress their sex drive for religious/professional/competitive reasons (you know, Athletes before a big game, serial killers trying to preserve their lustful rage prior to their next spree, and Non-gay priests who want to spend the church funds on a female hooker to baptize her in semen in the name of the father, son and hole-in-my penis.)
...or maybe she just appeals to masochists who do jerkoff but wrap sandpaper around their pricks and aim a hairdryer at it to maximize the dryness while they
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#122097 - 10/04/05 02:41 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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#122098 - 10/05/05 01:41 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/05
Posts: 153
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I got the following e-mail this morning from Bad Ass Models:
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Hailey Young returns to LA on October 16. She's already booking up for this trip and is poised to become a huge star. Naturally beautiful and her performance is incredible for anything from a bj scene to a b/g to a gang bang. http://www.badassmodels.com/hailey.htm
Also, BAM is now representing hot MILF Nicole Moore and alt pornstar Keiko. Check them out, along with our other models at www.badassmodels.com. Thanks, Frank
I draw your attention to the part in bold, specifically the portion describing Keiko as "alt pornstar". So what exactly is Keiko the alternative to... attractive?
Aight maybe I am feeling mean today.
Malice
ok, I was checking out the site, and i notice under layla's portfolio, she is only doing girls. now, i know im out of the loop, but when did she start doing only girls??
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#122099 - 10/05/05 02:06 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 37
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"'Alt-pornstar' market/audience, the guys who instead of blowing loads all over themselves want to suppress their sex drive for religious/professional/competitive reasons (you know, Athletes before a big game, serial killers trying to preserve their lustful rage prior to their next spree, and Non-gay priests who want to spend the church funds on a female hooker to baptize her in semen in the name of the father, son and hole-in-my penis" WTF? Alt-porn is just an alternative to mainstream porn (pierced, tattooed, multicolored hair and natural breasts compared to the traditional porn-girl franchise complete with double D-cups implants and L'Oreal Ultra Light Ash Blond). The other cool thing about alt-porn is the female demographic is substantially higher than mainstream. As some one who grew up believing the majority of woman hated porn, I find it extremely refreshing (and sexually exciting) that there is now this whole new movement of women embracing and supporting the adult world) So what's the deal with people slamming alt-porn?!?!?!? The argument that it's not hard enough can quickly be dispelled by looking at Eon's work (or Bennie Profane, Joanna Angel and now Rob Rotten). It really seems to me to be rather silly and a waste of everyone's time (kinda like saying that Italian food is superior to Mexican food). If you don't like what alt-porn is about, than go look at some Carmen Luvana movies (an excellent choice if you are into mainstream). Your energies may be better spent on figuring out how the porn industry should prepare itself for the impending attack from the Bush administration.
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#122100 - 10/05/05 04:52 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 37
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"Your energies may be better spent on figuring out how the porn industry should prepare itself for the impending attack from the Bush administration. " Case in point: FBI RAID MAX HARDCORE!
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#122104 - 10/05/05 07:59 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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#122105 - 10/05/05 08:35 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 37
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"Sorry but I dont swing that way. Maybe you and your other alt.fag buddies find that shit cool but I dont think talking about my inner child and painting my nails with other men to be very hetro."
Dude! Homophobia is SO PASSÉ! We are living in a new millennium. Gay bashing went out with the 80's that means you are 2 decades behind)!
I think your fascination with the subject matter lends to credence that you are not 100% comfortable in your own sexuality.
Here's some suggested reading for you:
Gay self help books
PS: Women find gay bashing VERY unattractive.
Good luck with this. I support you on your journey!
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#122106 - 10/05/05 08:47 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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"Sorry but I dont swing that way. Maybe you and your other alt.fag buddies find that shit cool but I dont think talking about my inner child and painting my nails with other men to be very hetro."
Dude! Homophobia is SO PASSÉ! We are living in a new millennium. Gay bashing went out with the 80's that means you are 2 millenniums behind)!
I think your fascination with the subject matter lends to credence that you are not 100% comfortable in your own sexuality.
Here's some suggested reading for you: Gay self help books
PS: Women find gay bashing VERY unattractive.
Good luck with this. I support you on your journey!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#122107 - 10/05/05 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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We are living in a new millennium. Gay bashing went out with the 80's that means you are 2 millenniums behind)!
a millennium is a thousand years. 2 millennia ago jesus was hanging out.
the word you are looking for is "Decade", showboat.
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#122110 - 10/05/05 10:47 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 37
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showboat
Et tu, Brute?
ok, you are right about the decade... I stand corrected and won't post anything without reading it again.
But "showboat" ?!?!?!?
WTF? Do you treat all of your myspace pals like this?
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#122111 - 10/05/05 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I didn't want to be the one to point this out, since I kinda helped lite the fire under his ass in the first place...Tony's Thread was really just a bust on Keiko, and look what this 'alt.crusader' ends up doing to his cause..."Millenia? What's that, a brand of cookie Pepperidge Farms makes????"
Sorry to say this 'Burg, because you may disagree, but I think this is my favorite daburglar post ever. All the elements are there. Sweet.
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#122112 - 10/05/05 10:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Dude! Homophobia is SO PASSÉ! We are living in a new millennium. Gay bashing went out with the 80's that means you are 2 millenniums behind)!
Two things, here, comrade:
1. He would be 2 DECADES behind, not MILLENIUMS [sic]. A decade is 10 years, an millenium is 1000 years. If he were two millenia behind, he'd be ing to, I dunno, Helen of Troy or Cleopatra or somebody.
2. Homophobia may be passè, but so is dressing up to look like a Flock of Seagulls video. If you wanna relive Adam Ant, Aldo Nova and Duran Duran, go watch VH1.
I will give you credit for not wearing that patchouli shit. That stuff smells so fucking vile.
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#122113 - 10/05/05 10:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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showboat
Et tu, Brute?
ok, you are right about the decade... I stand corrected and won't post anything without reading it again.
But "showboat" ?!?!?!?
WTF? Do you treat all of your myspace pals like this?
oh come'on now. don't start talking the nonsense flung around here too seriously. It's all in fun.
You're invited to Thanksgiving dinner at Jeff's pad. Jenaveve Jolie and i will not be there out of protest, but you should go. Padova makes a mean Pumpkin pie.
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#122115 - 10/06/05 02:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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"2. Homophobia may be passè, but so is dressing up to look like a Flock of Seagulls video. If you wanna relive Adam Ant, Aldo Nova and Duran Duran, go watch VH1."
I must be missing something here. What are you referring to?
The "alt"ies like the poser hipsters are trying to relive a trend and a look that came and went long ago, as did the bands I mentioned. I wasn't trying to be erudite. Does that 'splain it?
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