David Lee Roth ditched no one. Eddie Van Halen has an ego the size of Gen Padova's libido. Witness 10 years later, once Hagar had finally managed to meld in making them a decent band again. Tell me, what happened to Hagar? Me Wise Magic is as brilliant as the Beatles had ever been. It's Eddie's ego that prevent this magic from ever happening.

And somebody's got to tell these girls to stop getting tats from ethnicity's to which they don't belong. This is a fad that never should have happened, and is lasting way too long. Remember the Jewish girl Cherie who had inked Chinese writing on the small of her back? All a wrong ethnicity tattoo is is a permanent reminder that the girl's got something indelibly flaky about her. You don't eat corn or squash with your enchiladas. You don't put injun ink on a Mexican girl.