The things you do when there aren't any Karaoke pics...
Perhaps poses like this are the reason Luke is having trouble meeting the right woman. This may fly around the Europeans, but not women in Los Angeles.
Okay, what did I say?
Reason #2 Luke has trouble meeting the right lady: Large phallic stuctures directly behind you in a photo doesn't exactly put out a heterosexual vibe.
"What?!?! Marc Wallice finally croaked and I wasn't there to report on it?"
They told Rob Spallone they'd go after his friends and family if he didn't make good on his gambling debt, and they stayed true to their word.