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#122009 - 10/03/05 05:34 PM Pics of Luke
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The things you do when there aren't any Karaoke pics...

Perhaps poses like this are the reason Luke is having trouble meeting the right woman. This may fly around the Europeans, but not women in Los Angeles.



Okay, what did I say?



Reason #2 Luke has trouble meeting the right lady: Large phallic stuctures directly behind you in a photo doesn't exactly put out a heterosexual vibe.



"What?!?! Marc Wallice finally croaked and I wasn't there to report on it?"



They told Rob Spallone they'd go after his friends and family if he didn't make good on his gambling debt, and they stayed true to their word.

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#122010 - 10/03/05 05:36 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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#122011 - 10/03/05 06:46 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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I couldn't and can't comment on these photos because in the realm of the internet I'd have to count Luke as a friend and a kindred spirit, but sometimes his "open book" policy of posting any and everything that comes to his mind and camera chip doesn't seem to serve him too well.

Doesn't matter though and will serve him well in the long run- no deception outta that guy.

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#122012 - 10/03/05 08:09 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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Who is taking his pictures? They are finally in focus
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#122013 - 10/03/05 10:11 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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I couldn't and can't comment on these photos because in the realm of the internet I'd have to count Luke as a friend and a kindred spirit, but sometimes his "open book" policy of posting any and everything that comes to his mind and camera chip doesn't seem to serve him too well.

Doesn't matter though and will serve him well in the long run- no deception outta that guy.





Yep. Although I tipped over doing a wheelie when random posted the 'What MArc Wallice died...' shit....Lukes Brutal honesty and reality fits well...which is why if he ever see's me and photog's me, Imma wheel his ass up a yum yum tree and piss on his camera.
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#122014 - 10/03/05 10:22 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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Killjoys, the lot of ya.

Seriously though, it's just a little good natured ribbing. Why else would he post those pics of himself? I'm pretty sure he knew a topic on them at XPT was a very real possibility. No malice intended. We are all his disciples and he knows I love him like a father.
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#122015 - 10/04/05 12:17 AM Re: Pics of Luke
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supaluke



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#122016 - 10/04/05 12:39 AM Re: Pics of Luke
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Beautiful Monstar. Simply beautiful.
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#122017 - 10/04/05 12:58 AM Re: Pics of Luke
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I've enjoyed the Luke blogs for a long time, but why am I looking at these pictures and thinking of either:


Shadoe Stevens, or


John Ritter

Duke! Get a haircut!

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#122018 - 10/04/05 01:53 AM Re: Pics of Luke
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Having bad hair is the new great hair, once again luke is ahead of the curb, just wait, 2 months down the line wankus will be rocking the porn karaokes with a bleached blonde perm.
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#122019 - 10/04/05 07:42 AM Re: Pics of Luke
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supaluke






Props on the shop Monstar.
Not saying anything about Herr Luke, but it's odd that it seems gay or bi guys are way into Superman and straight guys are more into the Marvel comics like Xmen and Spiderman. Case in point Jerry Seinfeld. I guess its because the Marvel comics have overly endowed women and DC comics tend to tone down the chicks and emphasise the dudes, like Batman and Robin. It was an odd observation that kicked this off, I was at a party recently and most of the bi guys had Superman tattoos. Just an observation.
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#122020 - 10/05/05 09:50 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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Live and luke die
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#122021 - 10/05/05 09:58 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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The things you do when there aren't any Karaoke pics...

Perhaps poses like this are the reason Luke is having trouble meeting the right woman. This may fly around the Europeans, but not women in Los Angeles.



Okay, what did I say?



Reason #2 Luke has trouble meeting the right lady: Large phallic stuctures directly behind you in a photo doesn't exactly put out a heterosexual vibe.



"What?!?! Marc Wallice finally croaked and I wasn't there to report on it?"



They told Rob Spallone they'd go after his friends and family if he didn't make good on his gambling debt, and they stayed true to their word.






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#122022 - 10/05/05 10:14 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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back in the day...



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#122023 - 10/06/05 05:11 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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#122024 - 10/06/05 05:19 PM Re: Pics of Luke
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Yes thank you. It was driving me fuckin nuts as to who this Luke looked like...

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